Dialogue for Traiborn the wizard

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Off quest[edit | edit source]

Traiborn the wizard: Ello young thingummywut

  • Whats a thingummywut?
    • Player: Whats a thingummywut?
    • Traiborn the wizard: A thingummywut?
    • Traiborn the wizard: Where? ,[sic] Where?
    • Traiborn the wizard: Those pesky thingummywuts
    • Traiborn the wizard: They get everywhere
    • Traiborn the wizard: They leave a terrible mess too
      • Err you just called me thingummywut
        • Player: Err you just called me thingummywut
        • Traiborn the wizard: You're a thingummywut?
        • Traiborn the wizard: I've never seen one up close before
        • Traiborn the wizard: They said I was mad
        • Traiborn the wizard: Now you are my proof
        • Traiborn the wizard: There ARE thingummywuts in this tower
        • Traiborn the wizard: Now where can I find a cage big enough to keep you?
          • Err I'd better be off really
            • Player: Err I'd better be off really
            • Traiborn the wizard: Oh ok have a good time
            • Traiborn the wizard: and watch out for sheep!
            • Traiborn the wizard: They're more cunning than they look
          • They're right, you are mad
            • Player: They're right, you are mad
            • Traiborn the wizard: That's a pity
            • Traiborn the wizard: I thought maybe they were winding me up
      • Tell me what they look like and I'll mash 'em
        • Player: Tell me what they look like and I'll mash 'em
        • Traiborn the wizard: Don't be ridiculous
        • Traiborn the wizard: No-one has ever seen one
        • Traiborn the wizard: They're invisible
        • Traiborn the wizard: Or a myth
        • Traiborn the wizard: Or a figment of my imagination
        • Traiborn the wizard: Can't remember which right now
  • Teach me to be a mighty and powerful wizard
    • Player: Teach me to be a mighty and powerful wizard
    • Traiborn the wizard: Wizard, Eh?
    • Traiborn the wizard: You don't want any truck with that sort
    • Traiborn the wizard: They're not to be trusted
    • Traiborn the wizard: That's what I've heard anyways
      • So aren't you a wizard?
        • Player: So aren't you a wizard
        • Traiborn the wizard: How dare you?
        • Traiborn the wizard: Of course I'm a wizard
        • Traiborn the wizard: Now don't be so cheeky or I'll turn you into a frog
      • Oh I'd better stop talking to you then
        • Player: Oh I'd better stop talking to you then
        • Traiborn the wizard: Cheerio then
        • Traiborn the wizard: Was nice chatting to you

During Demon Slayer quest[edit | edit source]

  • (See dialogue above)
  • I need to get a key given to you by Sir Prysin
    • Player: I need to get a key given to you by Sir Prysin
    • Traiborn the wizard: Sir Prysin?  Who's that?
    • Traiborn the wizard: What would I want his key for?
      • He told me you were looking after it for him
        • Player: He told me you were looking after it for him
        • Traiborn the wizard: That wasn't very clever of him
        • Traiborn the wizard: I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on proper
        • Traiborn the wizard: Go tell him to find someone else
        • Traiborn the wizard: to look after his valuables in future
        • Ok, I'll go and tell him that
          • Player: Ok, I'll go and tell him that
          • Traiborn the wizard: Oh that's great
          • Traiborn the wizard: If it wouldn't be too much trouble
          • Err I'd better be off really
            • (See dialogue below)
          • Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
            • (See dialogue below)
        • Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
      • He's one of the king's knights
        • Player: He's one of the king's knights
        • Traiborn the wizard: Say, I remember a knight with a key
        • Traiborn the wizard: He had nice shoes
        • Traiborn the wizard: and didn't like my homemade spinach rolls
        • Traiborn the wizard: Would you like a spinach roll?
          • Yes Please
            • Player: Yes Please
            • (Traiborn digs around in the pockets of his robes)
            • (Traiborn hands you a spinach roll)
            • (Spinach roll is placed in the players inventory or ground)
            • Player: Thank you very much
              • Err I'd better be off really
                • Player: Err I'd better be off really
                • Traiborn the wizard: Oh ok have a good time
                • Traiborn the wizard: and watch out for sheep!
                • Traiborn the wizard: They're more cunning than they look
                • Traiborn the wizard: Ello young thingummywut
              • Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
                • (See dialogue below)
          • Just tell me if you have the key
            • Player: Just tell me if you have the key
            • Traiborn the wizard: The key?
            • Traiborn the wizard: The key to what?
            • Traiborn the wizard: There's more than one key in the world, don't you know
            • Traiborn the wizard: Would be a bit odd if there was only one
              • It's the key to get a sword called Silverlight
                • Player: Its the key to get a sword called Silverlight
                • Traiborn the wizard: Silverlight? Never heard of that
                • Traiborn the wizard: Sounds a good name for a ship
                • Traiborn the wizard: Are you sure it's not the name of a ship, rather than a sword?
                • Yeah, pretty sure
                  • Player: Yeah, pretty sure
                  • Traiborn the wizard: That's a pity
                  • Traiborn the wizard: Waste of a name
                    • Err I'd better be off really
                    • Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
                • Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
                  • (See dialogue below)
              • You've lost it, haven't you?
                • Player: You've lost it, haven't you?
                • Traiborn the wizard: Me?  Lose things?
                • Traiborn the wizard: Thats a nasty accusation
                • Player: Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
                • (See dialogue below- Traiborn's dialogue state changes)
      • Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
        • Player: Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
        • Traiborn the wizard: Now you come to mention it - yes I do have a ke
        • Traiborn the wizard: Its in my special closet of valuable stuff
        • Traiborn the wizard: Now how do I get into that?
        • (The wizard scratches his head)
        • Traiborn the wizard: I sealed it using one of my magic rituals
        • Traiborn the wizard: so it would make sense that another ritual
        • Traiborn the wizard: Would open it again
        • (The wizard beams)
        • Player: So do you know what ritual to use?
        • Traiborn the wizard: Let me think a second
        • Traiborn the wizard: Yes a simple drazier style ritual should suffice
        • Traiborn the wizard: Hmm
        • Traiborn the wizard: Main problem with that is I'll need 25 sets of bones
        • Traiborn the wizard: Now where am I going to get hold of something like that
          • Hmm, that's too bad. I really need that key
            • Player: Hmm, thats too bad. I really need that key
            • Traiborn the wizard: Ah well sorry I couldn't be any more help
            • (Dialogue ends)
          • I'll get the bones for you
            • Player: I'll get the bones for you 
            • Traiborn the wizard: Ooh that would very good of you  
            • Player: Ok I'll speak to you when I've got some bones 
            • (Dialogue ends) 

After being instructed to get 25 bones[edit | edit source]

If player has less than 25 bones[edit | edit source]

  • Traiborn the wizard: How are you doing finding bones?
  • Player: I have some bones
  • Traiborn the wizard: Give 'em here then
  • (You give Traiborn a set of bones
  • (The above is repeated as many times as bones are in players inventory)
  • (This process can only be stopped via logout)
  • Player: That's all of them
  • Traiborn the wizard: I still need more
  • Player: Ok, I'll look for some more

If player has 25 bones or is turning in final amount of bones[edit | edit source]

  • Traiborn the wizard: How are you doing finding bones?
  • Player: I have some bones
  • Traiborn the wizard: Give 'em here then
  • (You give Traiborn a set of bones)
  • (The above is repeated 25 times or the amount needed remaining)
  • Traiborn the wizard: Hurrah! That's all 25 sets of bones
  • (Traiborn places the bones in a circle on the floor)
  • (Traiborn waves his arms about)
  • Traiborn the wizard: Wings of dark and colour too
  • Traiborn the wizard: Spreading in the morning dew
  • (The wizard waves his arms some more)
  • Traiborn the wizard: Locked away I have a key
  • Traiborn the wizard: Return it now unto me
  • (Traiborn smiles)
  • (Traiborn hands you a key)
  • (Silverlight key 1 is placed in the players inventory)
  • Player: Thank you very much
  • Traiborn the wizard: Not a problem for a friend of sir what's-his-face
  • (Dialogue ends)

Post quest[edit | edit source]

  • (Same as off-quest)