Dialogue for Recruiter
- Recruiter: Citizens of West Ardougne
- Recruiter: who will join the Royal army of Ardougne?
- Recruiter: It is a very noble cause
- Recruiter: Fight alongside king Tyras
- Recruiter: Crusading in the darklands of the west
- Citizen (tired): Go away - we don't support your army
- Citizen (frustrated): Plaguebringer!
- Citizen (angry): King Tyras is scum
- Recruiter: Tyras will be informed of these words of treason
- (Someone throws a tomato at the recruiter)