Dialogue for Professor Oddenstein

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Professor Oddenstein (before starting Ernest the chicken)

• Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
• Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
  • What do this machine do?
    • Player: What does this machine do?
    • Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
    • Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
    • Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
    • Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
    • Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
    • Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
  • Is this your house?
    • Player: Is this your house?
    • Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
    • Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
    • Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement

Professor Oddenstein (after starting Ernest the chicken)

• Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
• Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
  • I'm looking for a guy called Ernest
    • Player: I'm looking for a guy called Ernest
    • Professor Oddenstein: Ah Ernest, top notch bloke
    • Professor Oddenstein: He's helping me with my experiments
    • Player: So you know where he is then?
    • Professor Oddenstein: He's that chicken over there
    • Player: Ernest is a chicken?
    • Player: Are you sure?
    • Professor Oddenstein: Oh he isn't normally a chicken
    • Professor Oddenstein: Or at least he wasn't
    • Professor Oddenstein: Until he helped me test my pouletmorph machine
    • Professor Oddenstein: It was originally going to be called a transmutation machine
    • Professor Oddenstein: But after testing Pouletmorph seems more appropriate
      • I'm glad Veronica didn't actually get engaged to a chicken
        • Player: I'm glad Veronica didn't actually get engaged to a chicken
        • Professor Oddenstein: Who's Veronica?
        • Player: Ernest's fiancee
        • Player: She probably doesn't want to marry a chicken
        • Professor Oddenstein: Ooh I dunno
        • Professor Oddenstein: She could have free eggs for breakfast
        • Player: I think you'd better change him back
        • Professor Oddenstein: Um it's not so easy
        • Professor Oddenstein: My machine is broken
        • Professor Oddenstein: And the house gremlins
        • Professor Oddenstein: Have run off with some vital bits
        • Player: Well I can look out for them
        • Professor Oddenstein: That would be a help
        • Professor Oddenstein: They'll be somewhere in the manor house or its grounds
        • Professor Oddenstein: The gremlins never go further than the entrance gate
        • Professor Oddenstein: I'm missing the pressure gauge and a rubber tube
        • Professor Oddenstein: They've also taken my oil can
        • Professor Oddenstein: Which I'm going to need to get this thing started again
        • (Quest checkpoint)
      • Change him back this instant
        • Player: Change him back this instant
        • Professor Oddenstein: Um it's not so easy
        • Professor Oddenstein: My machine is broken
        • Professor Oddenstein: And the house gremlins
        • Professor Oddenstein: Have run off with some vital bits
        • Player: Well I can look out for them
        • Professor Oddenstein: That would be a help
        • Professor Oddenstein: They'll be somewhere in the manor house or its grounds
        • Professor Oddenstein: The gremlins never go further than the entrance gate
        • Professor Oddenstein: I'm missing the pressure gauge and a rubber tube
        • Professor Oddenstein: They've also taken my oil can
        • Professor Oddenstein: Which I'm going to need to get this thing started again
        • (Quest checkpoint)
  • What do this machine do?
    • Player: What does this machine do?
    • Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
    • Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
    • Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
    • Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
    • Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
    • Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
  • Is this your house?
    • Player: Is this your house?
    • Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
    • Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
    • Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement

Professor Oddenstein (after returning to him with no components)

• Professor Oddenstein: Have you found anything yet?
• Player: I'm afraid I don't have any yet!
• Professor Oddenstein: I need a rubber tube, a pressure gauge and a can of oil
• Professor Oddenstein: Then your friend can stop being a chicken

Professor Oddenstein (after returning to him with some components)

• Professor Oddenstein: Have you found anything yet?
• Player: I have found some of the things you need:
• [having an oil can in inventory]
• Player: I have a can of oil
• [having a pressure gauge in inventory]
• Player: I have a pressure gauge
• [having a rubber tube in inventory]
• Player: I have a rubber tube
• Professor Oddenstein: Well that's a start
• Professor Oddenstein: You still need to find
• [missing an oil can in inventory]
• Professor Oddenstein: A can of oil
• [missing a rubber tube in inventory]
• Professor Oddenstein: A rubber tube
• [missing a pressure gauge in inventory]
• Professor Oddenstein: A Pressure Gauge
• Player: OK I'll try and find them

Professor Oddenstein (after returning to him with all three items)

• Professor Oddenstein: Have you found anything yet?
• Player: I have everything
• Professor Oddenstein: Give em here then
• (You give a rubber tube, a pressure gauge and a can of oil to the Professer)
• (Oddenstein starts up the machine)
• (The machine hums and shakes)
• (Suddenly a ray shoots out of the machine at the chicken)
• {Follows conversation of Ernest marking quest end}

Professor Oddenstein (after finishing Ernest the chicken)

• Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
• Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
  • What do this machine do?
    • Player: What does this machine do?
    • Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
    • Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
    • Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
    • Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
    • Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
    • Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
  • Is this your house?
    • Player: Is this your house?
    • Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
    • Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
    • Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement