Dialogue for Professor Oddenstein

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Professor Oddenstein (before starting Ernest the chicken)[edit | edit source]

  • Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
  • Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
    • What do this machine do?
      • Player: What does this machine do?
      • Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
      • Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
      • Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
      • Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
      • Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
      • Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
    • Is this your house?
      • Player: Is this your house?
      • Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
      • Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
      • Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement

Professor Oddenstein (after starting Ernest the chicken)[edit | edit source]

  • Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
  • Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
    • I'm looking for a guy called Ernest
      • Player: I'm looking for a guy called Ernest
      • Professor Oddenstein: Ah Ernest, top notch bloke
      • Professor Oddenstein: He's helping me with my experiments
      • Player: So you know where he is then?
      • Professor Oddenstein: He's that chicken over there
      • Player: Ernest is a chicken?
      • Player: Are you sure?
      • Professor Oddenstein: Oh he isn't normally a chicken
      • Professor Oddenstein: Or at least he wasn't
      • Professor Oddenstein: Until he helped me test my pouletmorph machine
      • Professor Oddenstein: It was originally going to be called a transmutation machine
      • Professor Oddenstein: But after testing Pouletmorph seems more appropriate
        • I'm glad Veronica didn't actually get engaged to a chicken
          • Player: I'm glad Veronica didn't actually get engaged to a chicken
          • Professor Oddenstein: Who's Veronica?
          • Player: Ernest's fiancee
          • Player: She probably doesn't want to marry a chicken
          • Professor Oddenstein: Ooh I dunno
          • Professor Oddenstein: She could have free eggs for breakfast
          • Player: I think you'd better change him back
          • Professor Oddenstein: Um it's not so easy
          • Professor Oddenstein: My machine is broken
          • Professor Oddenstein: And the house gremlins
          • Professor Oddenstein: Have run off with some vital bits
          • Player: Well I can look out for them
          • Professor Oddenstein: That would be a help
          • Professor Oddenstein: They'll be somewhere in the manor house or its grounds
          • Professor Oddenstein: The gremlins never go further than the entrance gate
          • Professor Oddenstein: I'm missing the pressure gauge and a rubber tube
          • Professor Oddenstein: They've also taken my oil can
          • Professor Oddenstein: Which I'm going to need to get this thing started again
          • (Quest checkpoint)
        • Change him back this instant
          • Player: Change him back this instant
          • Professor Oddenstein: Um it's not so easy
          • Professor Oddenstein: My machine is broken
          • Professor Oddenstein: And the house gremlins
          • Professor Oddenstein: Have run off with some vital bits
          • Player: Well I can look out for them
          • Professor Oddenstein: That would be a help
          • Professor Oddenstein: They'll be somewhere in the manor house or its grounds
          • Professor Oddenstein: The gremlins never go further than the entrance gate
          • Professor Oddenstein: I'm missing the pressure gauge and a rubber tube
          • Professor Oddenstein: They've also taken my oil can
          • Professor Oddenstein: Which I'm going to need to get this thing started again
          • (Quest checkpoint)
    • What do this machine do?
      • Player: What does this machine do?
      • Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
      • Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
      • Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
      • Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
      • Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
      • Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
    • Is this your house?
      • Player: Is this your house?
      • Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
      • Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
      • Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement

Professor Oddenstein (after returning to him with no components)[edit | edit source]

  • Professor Oddenstein: Have you found anything yet?
  • Player: I'm afraid I don't have any yet!
  • Professor Oddenstein: I need a rubber tube, a pressure gauge and a can of oil
  • Professor Oddenstein: Then your friend can stop being a chicken

Professor Oddenstein (after returning to him with some components)[edit | edit source]

  • Professor Oddenstein: Have you found anything yet?
  • Player: I have found some of the things you need:
  • [having an oil can in inventory]
  • Player: I have a can of oil
  • [having a pressure gauge in inventory]
  • Player: I have a pressure gauge
  • [having a rubber tube in inventory]
  • Player: I have a rubber tube
  • Professor Oddenstein: Well that's a start
  • Professor Oddenstein: You still need to find
  • [missing an oil can in inventory]
  • Professor Oddenstein: A can of oil
  • [missing a rubber tube in inventory]
  • Professor Oddenstein: A rubber tube
  • [missing a pressure gauge in inventory]
  • Professor Oddenstein: A Pressure Gauge
  • Player: OK I'll try and find them

Professor Oddenstein (after returning to him with all three items)[edit | edit source]

  • Professor Oddenstein: Have you found anything yet?
  • Player: I have everything
  • Professor Oddenstein: Give em here then
  • (You give a rubber tube, a pressure gauge and a can of oil to the Professer[sic])
  • (Oddenstein starts up the machine)
  • (The machine hums and shakes)
  • (Suddenly a ray shoots out of the machine at the chicken)
  • {Follows conversation of Ernest marking quest end}

Professor Oddenstein (after finishing Ernest the chicken)[edit | edit source]

  • Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
  • Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
    • What do this machine do?
      • Player: What does this machine do?
      • Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
      • Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
      • Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
      • Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
      • Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
      • Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
    • Is this your house?
      • Player: Is this your house?
      • Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
      • Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
      • Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement