Dialogue for Poison Salesman

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Poison Salesman

Before the quest

• Player: Hi.
• Poison Salesman: I'm afraid I'm all sold out of poison at the moment.
• Poison Salesman: People know a bargin/bargain when they see it!

Started the quest

• Player: I'm investigating the murder at the Sinclair house.
• Poison Salesman: There was a murder at the Sinclair House???
• Poison Salesman: Thats terrible! And I was only there the other day too
• Poison Salesman: They bought the last of my Patented Multi Purpose Poison!
  • Patented Multi Purpose Poison?
    • Player: Patented Multi Purpose Poison?
    • Poison Salesman: Aaaaah... a miracle of modern apothecarys, this exclusive
    • Poison Salesman: concoction has been tested on all known forms of life
    • Poison Salesman: and been proven to kill them all in varying dilutions
    • Poison Salesman: from cockroaches to king dragons
    • Poison Salesman: so incredibly versatile, it can be used as pest
    • Poison Salesman: control, a cleansing agent, drain cleaner, metal polish
    • Poison Salesman: and washed whiter than white, all with our uniquely
    • Poison Salesman: fragrant concoction that is immediately recognisable
    • Poison Salesman: across the land as Peter Potters Patented Poison potion
    • (The salesman stops for breath)
    • Poison Salesman: I'd love to sell you some but I've sold out recently
    • Poison Salesman: Thats just how good it is! Three hundred and Twenty
    • Poison Salesman: Eight people in this area alone cannot be wrong!
    • Poison Salesman: Nine out of Ten poisoners prefer it in controlled tests!
    • Poison Salesman: Can I help you with anything else?
    • Poison Salesman: Perhaps I can take your name and add it to our mailing list
    • Poison Salesman: Of poison users? We will only send you information related to
    • Poison Salesman: the use of poison and other Peter Potter Products
    • Player: uh... no, its ok
  • Who did you sell Poison to at the house?
    • Player: Who did you sell Poison to at the house?
    • Poison Salesman: Well, Peter Potters Patented Multi Purpose Poison
    • Poison Salesman: is a product of such obvious quality that I am
    • Poison Salesman: glad to say I managed to sell a bottle to each of the
    • Poison Salesman: Sinclars - Anna, Bob, Carol, David, Elizabeth and Frank
    • Poison Salesman: all bought a bottle - in fact they bought the last of my supplies
    • Poison Salesman: Maybe I can take your name and address, and I will
    • Poison Salesman: personally come and visit you when stocks return?
    • Player: uh... no, its ok
  • Can I buy some Poison?
    • Player: Can I buy some Poison?
    • Poison Salesman: I'm afraid I am totally out of stock at the moment
    • Poison Salesman: After my successful trip to the Sinclair's House the other day
    • Poison Salesman: but don't worry, our factories are working overtime
    • Poison Salesman: to produce Peter Potters Patented Multi Purpose Poison
    • Poison Salesman: possibly the finest multi purpose poison and cleaner yet
    • Poison Salesman: available to the general market. And its unique fragrance
    • Poison Salesman: makes it the number one choice for cleaners, and exterminators
    • Poison Salesman: the whole country over
  • I have this pot I found at the murder scene... {Note: option only present when player has Murder Scene Pot in their inventory}
    • Player: I have this pot I found at the murder scene...
    • (You show the poison salesman the pot you found at)
    • (The murder scene with the unusual smell)
    • Poison Salesman: hmmm... yes, that smells exactly like my
    • Poison Salesman: Patented Multi Purpose Poison, but I don't see how it could be
    • Poison Salesman: It quite clearly says on the label of all bottles
    • Poison Salesman: not to be taken internally - extremely poisonous
    • Player: Perhaps someone else put it in his wine?