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- Player: Hi.
- Poison Salesman: I'm afraid I'm all sold out of poison at the moment.
- Poison Salesman: People know a bargin[sic]/bargain when they see it!
- Player: I'm investigating the murder at the Sinclair house.
- Poison Salesman: There was a murder at the Sinclair House???
- Poison Salesman: Thats[sic] terrible! And I was only there the other day too
- Poison Salesman: They bought the last of my Patented Multi Purpose Poison!
- Patented Multi Purpose Poison?
- Player: Patented Multi Purpose Poison?
- Poison Salesman: Aaaaah... a miracle of modern apothecarys, this exclusive
- Poison Salesman: concoction has been tested on all known forms of life
- Poison Salesman: and been proven to kill them all in varying dilutions
- Poison Salesman: from cockroaches to king dragons
- Poison Salesman: so incredibly versatile, it can be used as pest
- Poison Salesman: control, a cleansing agent, drain cleaner, metal polish
- Poison Salesman: and washed whiter than white, all with our uniquely
- Poison Salesman: fragrant concoction that is immediately recognisable[sic]
- Poison Salesman: across the land as Peter Potters Patented Poison potion
- (The salesman stops for breath)
- Poison Salesman: I'd love to sell you some but I've sold out recently
- Poison Salesman: Thats[sic] just how good it is! Three hundred and Twenty
- Poison Salesman: Eight people in this area alone cannot be wrong!
- Poison Salesman: Nine out of Ten poisoners prefer it in controlled tests!
- Poison Salesman: Can I help you with anything else?
- Poison Salesman: Perhaps I can take your name and add it to our mailing list
- Poison Salesman: Of poison users? We will only send you information related to
- Poison Salesman: the use of poison and other Peter Potter Products
- Player: uh... no, its[sic] ok
- Who did you sell Poison to at the house?
- Player: Who did you sell Poison to at the house?
- Poison Salesman: Well, Peter Potters Patented Multi Purpose Poison
- Poison Salesman: is a product of such obvious quality that I am
- Poison Salesman: glad to say I managed to sell a bottle to each of the
- Poison Salesman: Sinclars - Anna, Bob, Carol, David, Elizabeth and Frank
- Poison Salesman: all bought a bottle - in fact they bought the last of my supplies
- Poison Salesman: Maybe I can take your name and address, and I will
- Poison Salesman: personally come and visit you when stocks return?
- Player: uh... no, its[sic] ok
- Can I buy some Poison?
- Player: Can I buy some Poison?
- Poison Salesman: I'm afraid I am totally out of stock at the moment
- Poison Salesman: After my successful trip to the Sinclair's House the other day
- Poison Salesman: but don't worry, our factories are working overtime
- Poison Salesman: to produce Peter Potters Patented Multi Purpose Poison
- Poison Salesman: possibly the finest multi purpose poison and cleaner yet
- Poison Salesman: available to the general market. And its[sic] unique fragrance
- Poison Salesman: makes it the number one choice for cleaners, and exterminators
- Poison Salesman: the whole country over
- I have this pot I found at the murder scene... {Note: option only present when player has Murder Scene Pot in their inventory}
- Player: I have this pot I found at the murder scene...
- (You show the poison salesman the pot you found at)
- (The murder scene with the unusual smell)
- Poison Salesman: hmmm... yes, that smells exactly like my
- Poison Salesman: Patented Multi Purpose Poison, but I don't see how it could be
- Poison Salesman: It quite clearly says on the label of all bottles
- Poison Salesman: not to be taken internally - extremely poisonous
- Player: Perhaps someone else put it in his wine?