Dialogue for Poison Salesman

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Poison Salesman[edit | edit source]

Before the quest[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi.
  • Poison Salesman: I'm afraid I'm all sold out of poison at the moment.
  • Poison Salesman: People know a bargin[sic]/bargain when they see it!

Started the quest[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I'm investigating the murder at the Sinclair house.
  • Poison Salesman: There was a murder at the Sinclair House???
  • Poison Salesman: Thats[sic] terrible! And I was only there the other day too
  • Poison Salesman: They bought the last of my Patented Multi Purpose Poison!
    • Patented Multi Purpose Poison?
      • Player: Patented Multi Purpose Poison?
      • Poison Salesman: Aaaaah... a miracle of modern apothecarys, this exclusive
      • Poison Salesman: concoction has been tested on all known forms of life
      • Poison Salesman: and been proven to kill them all in varying dilutions
      • Poison Salesman: from cockroaches to king dragons
      • Poison Salesman: so incredibly versatile, it can be used as pest
      • Poison Salesman: control, a cleansing agent, drain cleaner, metal polish
      • Poison Salesman: and washed whiter than white, all with our uniquely
      • Poison Salesman: fragrant concoction that is immediately recognisable[sic]
      • Poison Salesman: across the land as Peter Potters Patented Poison potion
      • (The salesman stops for breath)
      • Poison Salesman: I'd love to sell you some but I've sold out recently
      • Poison Salesman: Thats[sic] just how good it is! Three hundred and Twenty
      • Poison Salesman: Eight people in this area alone cannot be wrong!
      • Poison Salesman: Nine out of Ten poisoners prefer it in controlled tests!
      • Poison Salesman: Can I help you with anything else?
      • Poison Salesman: Perhaps I can take your name and add it to our mailing list
      • Poison Salesman: Of poison users? We will only send you information related to
      • Poison Salesman: the use of poison and other Peter Potter Products
      • Player: uh... no, its[sic] ok
    • Who did you sell Poison to at the house?
      • Player: Who did you sell Poison to at the house?
      • Poison Salesman: Well, Peter Potters Patented Multi Purpose Poison
      • Poison Salesman: is a product of such obvious quality that I am
      • Poison Salesman: glad to say I managed to sell a bottle to each of the
      • Poison Salesman: Sinclars - Anna, Bob, Carol, David, Elizabeth and Frank
      • Poison Salesman: all bought a bottle - in fact they bought the last of my supplies
      • Poison Salesman: Maybe I can take your name and address, and I will
      • Poison Salesman: personally come and visit you when stocks return?
      • Player: uh... no, its[sic] ok
    • Can I buy some Poison?
      • Player: Can I buy some Poison?
      • Poison Salesman: I'm afraid I am totally out of stock at the moment
      • Poison Salesman: After my successful trip to the Sinclair's House the other day
      • Poison Salesman: but don't worry, our factories are working overtime
      • Poison Salesman: to produce Peter Potters Patented Multi Purpose Poison
      • Poison Salesman: possibly the finest multi purpose poison and cleaner yet
      • Poison Salesman: available to the general market. And its[sic] unique fragrance
      • Poison Salesman: makes it the number one choice for cleaners, and exterminators
      • Poison Salesman: the whole country over
    • I have this pot I found at the murder scene... {Note: option only present when player has Murder Scene Pot in their inventory}
      • Player: I have this pot I found at the murder scene...
      • (You show the poison salesman the pot you found at)
      • (The murder scene with the unusual smell)
      • Poison Salesman: hmmm... yes, that smells exactly like my
      • Poison Salesman: Patented Multi Purpose Poison, but I don't see how it could be
      • Poison Salesman: It quite clearly says on the label of all bottles
      • Poison Salesman: not to be taken internally - extremely poisonous
      • Player: Perhaps someone else put it in his wine?