Transcript of Ogre guard

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Talking to Ogre guards directly, except the one leading to the cave

(The Ogre guard does not appear interested in talking)

Ogre guarding the south-eastern gate

• Ogre guard: Halt!
• Ogre guard: You cannot pass here
• Player: I am a friend to ogres
• Ogre guard: You will be my friend only with gold
• Ogre guard: Bring me a bar of pure gold and i will let you pass
• Ogre guard: For now - begone!
• (The guard pushes you outside the city)

After the guard tells the player of the gold

• Ogre guard: Creature, did you bring me the gold ?
• Player: No I don't have it
• Ogre guard: No gold, no passage
• Ogre guard: get out of this city!
• (The guard pushes you outside the city)

When the player brings the gold to the guard

• Ogre guard: Creature, did you bring me the gold ?
• Player: Here it is
• Ogre guard: It's brought it!
• Ogre guard: On your way
• (The ogre guard lets you pass)

Talking to him again

• Ogre guard: I know you creature, you may pass

Ogre guarding north-western gate

• Ogre guard: Stop creature!
• Ogre guard: Only ogres and their friends allowed in this city
• Ogre guard: Show me a sign of companionship
• Ogre guard: And you may pass...
• Ogre guard: Until then, back to whence you came!
• (The guard pushes you back down the hill)

After the guard tells the player of the special item

• Ogre guard: Well, what proof of friendship did you bring ?
• Player: I don't have anything
• Ogre guard: Why have you returned with no proof of companionship ?
• Ogre guard: Back to whence you came!
• (The guard pushes you back down the hill)

When the player brings the relic to the guard

• Ogre guard: Well, what proof of friendship did you bring ?
• Player: I have a relic from a chieftan
• Ogre guard: It's got the statue of Dalgroth
• Ogre guard: Welcome to Gu'Tanoth
• Ogre guard: Friend of the ogres
• (The ogre guard lets you pass)

Talking to him again

• Ogre guard: It's the small creature
• Ogre guard: You may pass

Ogre guarding the battlements

• Ogre guard: Oi! where do you think you are going ?
• Ogre guard: You are for the cooking pot!
  • But I am a friend to ogres...
    • Player: But I am a friend to ogres...
    • Ogre guard: Prove it to us with a gift
    • Ogre guard: Get us something from the market
    • Player: Like what ?
    • Ogre guard: Surprise us...
    • (Dialogue checkpoint)
  • Not if I can help it
    • Player: Not if I can help it
    • Ogre guard: You can help by being tonight's dinner...
    • Ogre guard: Or you can go away, now what shall it be ?
      • Okay, okay i'm going
        • Player: Okay, okay i'm going
        • Ogre guard: back to whence you came
      • I tire of ogres, prepare to die!
        • Player: I tire of ogres, prepare to die!
        • Ogre guard: Grrrrr!
        • (You are under attack!)

After the guard tells the player of the gift

• Ogre guard: Stop creature!... Oh its you
• Ogre guard: Well what have you got for us then ?
• Player: I didn't bring anything
• Ogre guard: Didn't bring anything!
• Ogre guard: In that case shove off!
• (The guard pushes you out of the city)

When the player brings the rock cake to the guard

• Ogre guard: Stop creature!... Oh its you
• Ogre guard: Well what have you got for us then ?
• Player: How about this ?
• (You give the guard a rock cake)
• Ogre guard: Well well, looks at this
• Ogre guard: My favourite, rock cake!
• Ogre guard: Okay we will let it through
• (You climb over the battlement)

Talking to him again

• Ogre guard: It's that creature again
• Ogre guard: This time we will let it go...
• (You climb over the battlement)

Ogre guarding the rock jump

• Ogre guard: Oi! Little thing, if you want to cross here
• Ogre guard: You can pay me first - 20 gold pieces!
• Player: 20 gold pieces to jump off a bridge!!?
• Ogre guard: That's what I said, like it or lump it
  • Okay i'll pay it
    • Player: Okay i'll pay it
    • Ogre guard: A wise choice little thing
    • [Player has less than 20 coins]
    • Ogre guard: And where is your money ? Grrrr!
    • Ogre guard: Do you want to get hurt or something ?
    • [Player has at least 20 coins]
    • {20 coins deducted from the player}
    • (You daringly jump across the chasm)
    • Player: Phew! I just made it
  • Forget it, i'm not paying
    • Player: Forget it, i'm not paying
    • Ogre guard: In that case you're not crossing
    • (The guard blocks your path)

Ogre guarding the cave entrance in the city

Talking to him

• Ogre guard: What do you want ?
  • I want to go in there
    • Player: I want to go in there
    • Ogre guard: Oh you do, do you ?
    • Ogre guard: How about no ?
    • (You are under attack!)
  • I want to rid the world of ogres
    • Player: I want to rid the world of ogres
    • Ogre guard: You dare mock me creature!!!
    • (You are under attack!)

Attempting to enter the cave

• Ogre guard: No you don't!
• (You are under attack!)

Using the nightshade on him

• (You give the guard some nightshade)
• Ogre guard: What is this!!!
• Ogre guard: Arrrrgh! I cannot stand this plant!
• Ogre guard: Ahhh, it burns! it burns!!!
• (You run past the guard while he's busy...)

Talking to him

(The guard is occupied at the moment)

Attempting to enter the cave

(The ogres have blocked this entrance now)