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- (The cart driver is busy loading the cart up ...)
- There is space on the cart for you get on, would you like to try?
- Yes, I'll get on.
- You decide to climb onto the cart.
- No, I've got other plans.
- You decide not to get onto the cart.
- Attract mine cart drivers[sic] attention.
- Mining Cart Driver: Ahem.
- The cart driver is busy loading the cart up ...
- Mining Cart Driver: What're[sic] you doing carrying that big barrel around?
- Mining Cart Driver: Put it in the back of the cart like all the others!
- (You search the mine cart.)
- (There should be enough space for Ana (in the barrel) to go on here.)
- (There is space on the cart for you get on, would you like to try?)
- Yes, I'll get on.
- You decide to climb onto the cart.
- No, I've got other plans.
- You decide not to get onto the cart.
- Attract mine cart drivers attention.
- Mining Cart Driver: Ahem.
- Mining Cart Driver: What're[sic] you doing carrying that big barrel around?
- Mining Cart Driver: Put it in the back of the cart like all the others!
After loading the cart with Ana[edit | edit source]
- (The cart driver seems to be festidiously[sic] cleaning his cart.)
- (It doesn't look as if he wants to be disturbed.)
- Hello.
- Player: Hello
- Mining Cart Driver: Can't you see I'm busy?
- Mining Cart Driver: Now get out of here!
- Oh, ok, sorry.
- Player: Oh, ok, sorry.
- Mining Cart Driver: Driver: Look just leave me alone!
- (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
- Nice cart.
- Pssst....
- Nice cart.
- Player: Nice cart.
- (The cart driver looks around at you and tries to weigh you up.)
- Mining Cart Driver: Hmmm.
- (He tuts to himself and starts checking the wheels.)
- Mining Cart Driver: Tut !
- I wonder if you could help me?
- Player: I wonder if you could help me?
- Mining Cart Driver: Sorry friend, I'm busy, go bug the guards,
- Mining Cart Driver: I'm sure they'll give ya the time of day.
- (The cart driver chuckles to himself.)
- Can I help you at all?
- Can you get me the heck out of here please?
- Player: Can you get me the heck out of here please?
- Mining Cart Driver: No way, and if you bug me again, I'm gonna call the guards.
- One wagon wheel says to the other, 'I'll see you around'.
- Player: One wagon wheel says to the other,'I'll see you around'.
- (The cart driver smirks a little.)
- (He starts checking the steering on the cart.)
- 'One good turns deserves another'
- Player: 'One good turn deserves another.'
- (The cart driver smiles a bit and then turns to you.)
- Mining Cart Driver: Are you trying to get me fired?
- No
- Player: No
- Mining Cart Driver: It certainly sounds like it, now leave me alone.
- Mining Cart Driver: If you bug me again, I'm gonna call the guards.
- (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
- Yes
- Player: Yes
- Mining Cart Driver: And why would you want to do a crazy thing like that for?
- Mining Cart Driver: I ought to teach you a lesson!
- Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
- (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
- Fired...no, shot perhaps!
- Player: Fired...no, shot perhaps!
- Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha! You're funny!
- (The cart driver checks that the guards aren't watching him.)
- Mining Cart Driver: What're[sic] you in fer?
- Oh, I'm not supposed to be here at all actually.
- Player: Oh, I'm not supposed to be here at all actually.
- Mining Cart Driver: Hmmm, interesting...let me guess.
- Mining Cart Driver: You're completely innocent...
- Mining Cart Driver: like all the other inmates in here.
- Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
- (The Cart driver goes back to his work.)
- I'm in for murder, so you'd better get me out of here!
- Player: I'm in for murder, so you'd better get me out of here!
- Mining Cart Driver: Hmm, well, I wonder what the guards are gonna say about that!
- Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
- [A possible outcome]
- (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
- [Another possible outcome]
- (Some guards notice you and come over.)
- Mercenary: Oi, what are you two doing?
- (More guards rush to catch you.)
- (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded[sic] to a cell.)
- Mercenary: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
- In for a penny in for a pound.
- Player: In for a penny in for a pound.
- (The cart driver laughs at your pun...)
- Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha, oh Stoppit[sic]!
- (The cart driver seems much happier now.)
- Mining Cart Driver: What can I do for you anyway?
- Can you smuggle me out on your cart?
- Player: Can you smuggle me out on your cart?
- (The cart driver points at a nearby guard.)
- Mining Cart Driver: Ask that man over there if it's OK and I'll consider it!
- Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
- (The cart driver goes back to his work, laughing to himself.)
- Can you smuggle my friend Ana out on your cart?
- Player: Can you smuggle my friend out on your cart?
- Mining Cart Driver: As long as your friend is a barrel full of rocks.
- Mining Cart Driver: I don't think it would be a problem at all!
- Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
- (The cart driver goes back to his work, laughing to himself.)
- Well, you see, it's like this...
- Player: Well, you see, it's like this...
- Mining Cart Driver: yeah!
- Prison riot in ten minutes, get your cart out of here!
- Player: Prison riot in ten minutes, get your cart out of here!
- The cart driver seems visibly shaken...
- Mining Cart Driver: Oh, right..yes...yess, Ok...
- (The cart driver quickly starts preparing the cart.)
- Good luck!
- Player: Good luck!
- Mining Cart Driver: Yeah, you too!
- (The cart sets off at a hectic pace.)
- (The guards at the gate get suspiscious[sic] and search the cart.)
- (They find Ana in the Barrel and take her back into the mine.)
- You can't leave me here, I'll get killed!
- Player: You can't leave me here, I'll get killed!
- Mining Cart Driver: Oh, right...ok, you'd better jump in the cart then!
- Mining Cart Driver: Quickly!
- There's ten gold in it for you if you leave now - no questions asked.
- Player: There's ten gold in it for you if you leave now - no questions asked.
- Mining Cart Driver: If you're going to bribe me, at least make it worth my while.
- Mining Cart Driver: Now, let's say 100 Gold pieces should we?
- Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
- A hundred it is!
- Player: A hundred it is.
- [Player does not have 100 coins]
- Mining Cart Driver: Great!
- Mining Cart Driver: You little cheat, trying to trick me!
- Mining Cart Driver: I'll show you!
- Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
- (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
- [Player has at least 100 coins]
- Mining Cart Driver: Great!
- Mining Cart Driver: Ok, get in the back of the cart then!
- Forget it!
- Player: Forget it!
- Mining Cart Driver: Ok, fair enough!
- Mining Cart Driver: But don't bother me anymore.
- (The cart driver goes back to work.)
- Can you get me the heck out of here please?
- Can I help you at all?
- Player: Can I help you at all?
- Mining Cart Driver: I'm quite capable thanks...
- Mining Cart Driver: Now get lost before I call the guards.
- Can you get me the heck out of here please?
- I could help, I know a lot about carts.
- Player: I could help, I know a lot about carts.
- Mining Cart Driver: Are you saying I don't know anything about carts?
- Mining Cart Driver: Why you cheeky little....
- (The cart driver seems mortally offended...)
- (his temper explodes as he shouts the guards.)
- Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
- (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
- Pssst...
- Player: Pssst...
- (The cart driver completely ignores you.)
- Psssst...
- Player: Psssst...
- (The driver completely ignores you.)
- Psssssst...
- Psssst...
- Pssssssssttt!!!
- Psssssst...
- Pssssssssttt!!!
- Player: Pssssssssttt!!!
- (The cart driver turns around quickly to face you.)
- Mining Cart Driver: What!
- Mining Cart Driver: Can't you see I'm busy?
- Oh, ok, sorry.
- Player: Oh, ok, sorry.
- Mining Cart Driver: Look just leave me alone!
- (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
- Shhshh!
- Player: Shhshhh!
- Mining Cart Driver: Shush yourself!
- (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
Talking to him again (If told there was going to be a riot, choosing the getting killed or no questions asked options)[edit | edit source]
- Mining Cart Driver: Hurry up, get in the cart or I'll go without you!
- Mining Cart Driver: Not much to do here but mine all day long.
- Mining Cart Driver: Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy?