Dialogue for Mining Cart Driver

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Mining Cart Driver[edit | edit source]

  • (The cart driver is busy loading the cart up ...)

During Tourist Trap quest[edit | edit source]

When searching the Mining Cart[edit | edit source]

  • There is space on the cart for you get on, would you like to try?
    • Yes, I'll get on.
      • You decide to climb onto the cart.
    • No, I've got other plans.
      • You decide not to get onto the cart.
    • Attract mine cart drivers[sic] attention.
      • Mining Cart Driver: Ahem.
      • The cart driver is busy loading the cart up ...

With Ana in a Barrel in your inventory[edit | edit source]

  • Mining Cart Driver: What're[sic] you doing carrying that big barrel around?
  • Mining Cart Driver: Put it in the back of the cart like all the others!

When searching the Mining Cart with Ana in a Barrel in your inventory[edit | edit source]

  • (You search the mine cart.)
  • (There should be enough space for Ana (in the barrel) to go on here.)
  • (There is space on the cart for you get on, would you like to try?)
    • Yes, I'll get on.
      • You decide to climb onto the cart.
    • No, I've got other plans.
      • You decide not to get onto the cart.
    • Attract mine cart drivers attention.
      • Mining Cart Driver: Ahem.
      • Mining Cart Driver: What're[sic] you doing carrying that big barrel around?
      • Mining Cart Driver: Put it in the back of the cart like all the others!

After loading the cart with Ana[edit | edit source]

  • (The cart driver seems to be festidiously[sic] cleaning his cart.)
  • (It doesn't look as if he wants to be disturbed.)
    • Hello.
      • Player: Hello
      • Mining Cart Driver: Can't you see I'm busy?
      • Mining Cart Driver: Now get out of here!
        • Oh, ok, sorry.
          • Player: Oh, ok, sorry.
          • Mining Cart Driver: Driver: Look just leave me alone!
          • (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
        • Nice cart.
          • (See below)
        • Pssst....
          • (See below)
    • Nice cart.
      • Player: Nice cart.
      • (The cart driver looks around at you and tries to weigh you up.)
      • Mining Cart Driver: Hmmm.
      • (He tuts to himself and starts checking the wheels.)
      • Mining Cart Driver: Tut !
        • I wonder if you could help me?
          • Player: I wonder if you could help me?
          • Mining Cart Driver: Sorry friend, I'm busy, go bug the guards,
          • Mining Cart Driver: I'm sure they'll give ya the time of day.
          • (The cart driver chuckles to himself.)
            • Can I help you at all?
              • (See below)
            • Can you get me the heck out of here please?
              • Player: Can you get me the heck out of here please?
              • Mining Cart Driver: No way, and if you bug me again, I'm gonna call the guards.
        • One wagon wheel says to the other, 'I'll see you around'.
          • Player: One wagon wheel says to the other,'I'll see you around'.
          • (The cart driver smirks a little.)
          • (He starts checking the steering on the cart.)
            • 'One good turns deserves another'
              • Player: 'One good turn deserves another.'
              • (The cart driver smiles a bit and then turns to you.)
              • Mining Cart Driver: Are you trying to get me fired?
                • No
                  • Player: No
                  • Mining Cart Driver: It certainly sounds like it, now leave me alone.
                  • Mining Cart Driver: If you bug me again, I'm gonna call the guards.
                  • (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
                • Yes
                  • Player: Yes
                  • Mining Cart Driver: And why would you want to do a crazy thing like that for?
                  • Mining Cart Driver: I ought to teach you a lesson!
                  • Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
                  • (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
                • Fired...no, shot perhaps!
                  • Player: Fired...no, shot perhaps!
                  • Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha! You're funny!
                  • (The cart driver checks that the guards aren't watching him.)
                  • Mining Cart Driver: What're[sic] you in fer?
                    • Oh, I'm not supposed to be here at all actually.
                      • Player: Oh, I'm not supposed to be here at all actually.
                      • Mining Cart Driver: Hmmm, interesting...let me guess.
                      • Mining Cart Driver: You're completely innocent...
                      • Mining Cart Driver: like all the other inmates in here.
                      • Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
                      • (The Cart driver goes back to his work.)
                    • I'm in for murder, so you'd better get me out of here!
                      • Player: I'm in for murder, so you'd better get me out of here!
                      • Mining Cart Driver: Hmm, well, I wonder what the guards are gonna say about that!
                      • Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
                      • [A possible outcome]
                      • (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
                      • [Another possible outcome]
                      • (Some guards notice you and come over.)
                      • Mercenary: Oi, what are you two doing?
                      • (More guards rush to catch you.)
                      • (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded[sic] to a cell.)
                      • Mercenary: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
                    • In for a penny in for a pound.
                      • Player: In for a penny in for a pound.
                      • (The cart driver laughs at your pun...)
                      • Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha, oh Stoppit[sic]!
                      • (The cart driver seems much happier now.)
                      • Mining Cart Driver: What can I do for you anyway?
                        • Can you smuggle me out on your cart?
                          • Player: Can you smuggle me out on your cart?
                          • (The cart driver points at a nearby guard.)
                          • Mining Cart Driver: Ask that man over there if it's OK and I'll consider it!
                          • Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
                          • (The cart driver goes back to his work, laughing to himself.)
                        • Can you smuggle my friend Ana out on your cart?
                          • Player: Can you smuggle my friend out on your cart?
                          • Mining Cart Driver: As long as your friend is a barrel full of rocks.
                          • Mining Cart Driver: I don't think it would be a problem at all!
                          • Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
                          • (The cart driver goes back to his work, laughing to himself.)
                        • Well, you see, it's like this...
                          • Player: Well, you see, it's like this...
                          • Mining Cart Driver: yeah!
                            • Prison riot in ten minutes, get your cart out of here!
                              • Player: Prison riot in ten minutes, get your cart out of here!
                              • The cart driver seems visibly shaken...
                              • Mining Cart Driver: Oh, right..yes...yess, Ok...
                              • (The cart driver quickly starts preparing the cart.)
                                • Good luck!
                                  • Player: Good luck!
                                  • Mining Cart Driver: Yeah, you too!
                                  • (The cart sets off at a hectic pace.)
                                  • (The guards at the gate get suspiscious[sic] and search the cart.)
                                  • (They find Ana in the Barrel and take her back into the mine.)
                                • You can't leave me here, I'll get killed!
                                  • Player: You can't leave me here, I'll get killed!
                                  • Mining Cart Driver: Oh, right...ok, you'd better jump in the cart then!
                                  • Mining Cart Driver: Quickly!
                            • There's ten gold in it for you if you leave now - no questions asked.
                              • Player: There's ten gold in it for you if you leave now - no questions asked.
                              • Mining Cart Driver: If you're going to bribe me, at least make it worth my while.
                              • Mining Cart Driver: Now, let's say 100 Gold pieces should we?
                              • Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
                                • A hundred it is!
                                  • Player: A hundred it is.
                                  • [Player does not have 100 coins]
                                    • Mining Cart Driver: Great!
                                    • Mining Cart Driver: You little cheat, trying to trick me!
                                    • Mining Cart Driver: I'll show you!
                                    • Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
                                    • (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
                                  • [Player has at least 100 coins]
                                    • Mining Cart Driver: Great!
                                    • Mining Cart Driver: Ok, get in the back of the cart then!
                                • Forget it!
                                  • Player: Forget it!
                                  • Mining Cart Driver: Ok, fair enough!
                                  • Mining Cart Driver: But don't bother me anymore.
                                  • (The cart driver goes back to work.)
          • Can you get me the heck out of here please?
            • (See above)
        • Can I help you at all?
          • Player: Can I help you at all?
          • Mining Cart Driver: I'm quite capable thanks...
          • Mining Cart Driver: Now get lost before I call the guards.
            • Can you get me the heck out of here please?
              • (See above)
            • I could help, I know a lot about carts.
              • Player: I could help, I know a lot about carts.
              • Mining Cart Driver: Are you saying I don't know anything about carts?
              • Mining Cart Driver: Why you cheeky little....
              • (The cart driver seems mortally offended...)
              • (his temper explodes as he shouts the guards.)
              • Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
              • (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
    • Pssst...
      • Player: Pssst...
      • (The cart driver completely ignores you.)
        • Psssst...
          • Player: Psssst...
          • (The driver completely ignores you.)
            • Psssssst...
              • (Loops)
            • Psssst...
              • (Loops)
            • Pssssssssttt!!!
              • (See below)
        • Psssssst...
          • (See above)
        • Pssssssssttt!!!
          • Player: Pssssssssttt!!!
          • (The cart driver turns around quickly to face you.)
          • Mining Cart Driver: What!
          • Mining Cart Driver: Can't you see I'm busy?
            • Oh, ok, sorry.
              • Player: Oh, ok, sorry.
              • Mining Cart Driver: Look just leave me alone!
              • (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
          • Shhshh!
            • Player: Shhshhh!
            • Mining Cart Driver: Shush yourself!
            • (The cart driver goes back to his work.)

Talking to him again (If told there was going to be a riot, choosing the getting killed or no questions asked options)[edit | edit source]

  • Mining Cart Driver: Hurry up, get in the cart or I'll go without you!

After Tourist Trap quest[edit | edit source]

  • Mining Cart Driver: Not much to do here but mine all day long.
  • Mining Cart Driver: Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy?
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