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Before and during the quest[edit | edit source]
- (You approach the Mercenary Captain.)
- Hello.
- Player: Hello.
- Mercenary Captain: Be off Effendi, you are not wanted around here.
- That's rude, I ought to teach you some manners.
- Player: That's rude, I ought to teach you some manners.
- Mercenary Captain: Oh yes! How might you do that?
- Mercenary Captain: You seem little more than a gutter dweller.
- Mercenary Captain: How could you teach me manners?
- With my right fist and a good deal of force.
- Player: With my good right arm and a good deal of force.
- Mercenary Captain: Oh yes, ready your weapon then!
- Mercenary Captain: I'm sure you won't mind if my men join in?
- Mercenary Captain: Har, har, har!
- Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill this gutter dwelling slime.
- (A guard approaches you and looks very angry, he slaps you across the face.)
- Mercenary: Prepare to die effendi!
- (The guard leans close and whispers)
- Mercenary: Are you mad effendi!
- Mercenary: This is your last chance.
- Mercenary: Leave now and never come back.
- Mercenary: Or I'll introduce you to my friend.
- (The guard half draws his fearsome looking scimitar.)
- Mercenary: And we'll be pleased to clean the mess up after you've been dispatched.
- Err, sorry, I thought I was talking to someone else.
- Player: Err, sorry, I thought I was talking to someone else.
- Mercenary Captain: Well, Effendi, you do need to be carefull[sic] of what you say to people.
- Mercenary Captain: Or they may take it the wrong way.
- Mercenary Captain: Thankfully, I'm very understanding.
- Mercenary Captain: I'll just let me guards deal with you.
- Mercenary Captain: Guards, teach this desert weed some manners.
- (A guard approaches you and pretends to start hiting[sic] you.)
- Mercenary Captain: Take that you infidel!
- (The guard leans closer to you and says in a low voice.)
- Mercenary Captain: We're sick of having to kill every lunatic that comes along
- Mercenary Captain: and insults the captain, it makes such a mess.
- Mercenary Captain: Thankfully, he's a bit decrepid[sic] so he doesn't notice
- Mercenary Captain: so please, buzz off and don't come here again.
- I 'll[sic] offer you something in return for your time.
- Player: I 'll[sic] offer you something in return for your time.
- Mercenary Captain: Hmmm, oh yes, what might that be?
- I have some gold.
- Player: I have some gold.
- Mercenary Captain: Ha, ha, ha! You come to a mining camp and offer us gold!
- Mercenary Captain: Thanks effendi, but we have all the gold that we'll ever need.
- Mercenary Captain: Now be off with you,
- Mercenary Captain: before we reduce you to a bloody mess on the sand.
- There must be something I can do for you?
- Player: There must be something that I can do for you?
- (The Captain ponders a moment and then looks at you critically.)
- Mercenary Captain: You could bring me the head of Al Zaba Bhasim.
- Mercenary Captain: He is the leader of the notorius[sic] desert bandits, they plague us daily.
- Mercenary Captain: You should find them west of here.
- Mercenary Captain: You should have no problem in finishing them all off.
- Mercenary Captain: Do this for me and maybe I will consider helping you.
- Consider it done.
- Player: Consider it done.
- Mercenary Captain: Good...run along then.
- Mercenary Captain: You stand around flapping your tongue chatting like an insane camel.
- I don't think I can do that.
- Player: I don't think I can do that.
- Mercenary Captain: Hmm, well yes, I did consider that you might not be right for the job.
- Mercenary Captain: Be off with you then before I turn my men loose on you.
- I guess you can't fight your own battles then?
- Player: I guess you can't fight your own battles then?
- (The men around you fall silent and the Captain silently fumes.)
- (All eyes turn to the Captain...)
- Mercenary Captain: Very well, if you're challenging me, let's get on with it!
- (The guards gather around to watch the fight.)
- (You are under attack!)
- (You kill the captain!)
- (The mercenary captain drops a metal key on the floor.)
- (You quickly grab the key and add it to your inventory.)
- Ok, I'll move on.
- Player: Ok, I'll be moving along then.
- Mercenary Captain: Effendi, I think you'll find that is the
- Mercenary Captain: wisest decision you have made today.
- You don't scare me!
- Player: You don't scare me!
- Mercenary Captain: Well, perhaps I can try a little harder.
- Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill this infidel.
- (An angry guard approaches you and whips out his sword.)
- Mercenary: Ok, that does it!
- Mercenary: You're in serious trouble now!
- Mercenary: Ok men, we need to teach this person a thing or two
- Mercenary: about desert survival techniques.
- Mercenary: The guards grab you and rough you up a bit.
- (You're grabed[sic] and manhandled onto a cart.)
- (Sometime later you're dumped in the middle of the desert.)
- (The guards move off in the cart leaving you stranded in the desert.)
- There must be something that I can do for you?
- You there!
- Player: You there!
- Mercenary Captain: How dare you talk to me like that!
- Mercenary Captain: Explain your business quickly...
- Mercenary Captain: or my guards will slay you where you stand.
- (Some guards close in around you.)
- I'm lost, can you help me?
- Player: I'm lost, can you help me?
- (The captain smiles broadly and with a sickening voice says.)
- Mercenary Captain: We are not a charity effendi,
- Mercenary Captain: Be off with you before I have your head removed from your body.
- What are you guarding?
- Player: What are you guarding?
- Mercenary Captain: Effendi...
- Mercenary Captain: For just one second, imagine that it's none of your business!
- Mercenary Captain: Also imagine having your limbs pulled from your body oneat a time.
- Mercenary Captain: Now, what was the question again?
- Do you have sand in your ears, I said, 'What are you guarding?'
- Player: Do you have sand in your ears, I said, 'What are you guarding?'
- Mercenary Captain: Why....you ignorant, rude and eternally damned infidel,[sic]
- (The captain seems very agitated with what you just said.)
- Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill this infidel!
- (An angry guard approaches you and whips out his sword.)
- Mercenary: Guard:[sic] Ok, that does it!
- Mercenary: You're in serious trouble now!
- Mercenary: Ok men, we need to teach this person a thing or two
- Mercenary: about desert survival techniques.
- (The guards grab you and rough you up a bit.)
- (You're grabed[sic] and manhandled onto a cart.)
- (Sometime later you're dumped in the middle of the desert.)
- (The guards move off in the cart leaving you stranded in the desert.)
- You don't scare me!
- What are you guarding?
- Hey ugly!
- Player: Hey ugly!
- Mercenary Captain: I will not tolerate such insults..
- Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill him.
- (The captain marches away in disgust leaving his guards to tackle you.)
- (The guard approaches you again kicks you slightly.)
- Player: Ow!
- Mercenary: Take that you mad child of a dog!
- (The guard leans closer to you and says in a low voice.)
- Mercenary: What are you doing here again?
- Mercenary: Didn't I tell you to get out of here!
- Mercenary: Now get lost, properly this time!
- Mercenary: Or we may be forced to see his orders through properly.
- Mercenary Captain: Move along now...we've had enough of your sort!
- Mercenary Captain: Move along now...we've had enough of your sort!