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Mercenary Captain[edit | edit source]

Before and during the quest[edit | edit source]

  • (You approach the Mercenary Captain.)
    • Hello.
      • Player: Hello.
      • Mercenary Captain: Be off Effendi, you are not wanted around here.
        • That's rude, I ought to teach you some manners.
          • Player: That's rude, I ought to teach you some manners.
            • Mercenary Captain: Oh yes! How might you do that?
            • Mercenary Captain: You seem little more than a gutter dweller.
            • Mercenary Captain: How could you teach me manners?
              • With my right fist and a good deal of force.
                • Player: With my good right arm and a good deal of force.
                • Mercenary Captain: Oh yes, ready your weapon then!
                • Mercenary Captain: I'm sure you won't mind if my men join in?
                • Mercenary Captain: Har, har, har!
                • Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill this gutter dwelling slime.
                • (A guard approaches you and looks very angry, he slaps you across the face.)
                • Mercenary: Prepare to die effendi!
                • (The guard leans close and whispers)
                • Mercenary: Are you mad effendi!
                • Mercenary: This is your last chance.
                • Mercenary: Leave now and never come back.
                • Mercenary: Or I'll introduce you to my friend.
                • (The guard half draws his fearsome looking scimitar.)
                • Mercenary: And we'll be pleased to clean the mess up after you've been dispatched.
              • Err, sorry, I thought I was talking to someone else.
                • Player: Err, sorry, I thought I was talking to someone else.
                • Mercenary Captain: Well, Effendi, you do need to be carefull[sic] of what you say to people.
                • Mercenary Captain: Or they may take it the wrong way.
                • Mercenary Captain: Thankfully, I'm very understanding.
                • Mercenary Captain: I'll just let me guards deal with you.
                • Mercenary Captain: Guards, teach this desert weed some manners.
                • (A guard approaches you and pretends to start hiting[sic] you.)
                • Mercenary Captain: Take that you infidel!
                • (The guard leans closer to you and says in a low voice.)
                • Mercenary Captain: We're sick of having to kill every lunatic that comes along
                • Mercenary Captain: and insults the captain, it makes such a mess.
                • Mercenary Captain: Thankfully, he's a bit decrepid[sic] so he doesn't notice
                • Mercenary Captain: so please, buzz off and don't come here again.
        • I 'll[sic] offer you something in return for your time.
          • Player: I 'll[sic] offer you something in return for your time.
          • Mercenary Captain: Hmmm, oh yes, what might that be?
            • I have some gold.
              • Player: I have some gold.
              • Mercenary Captain: Ha, ha, ha! You come to a mining camp and offer us gold!
              • Mercenary Captain: Thanks effendi, but we have all the gold that we'll ever need.
              • Mercenary Captain: Now be off with you,
              • Mercenary Captain: before we reduce you to a bloody mess on the sand.
                • There must be something I can do for you?
                  • Player: There must be something that I can do for you?
                  • (The Captain ponders a moment and then looks at you critically.)
                  • Mercenary Captain: You could bring me the head of Al Zaba Bhasim.
                  • Mercenary Captain: He is the leader of the notorius[sic] desert bandits, they plague us daily.
                  • Mercenary Captain: You should find them west of here.
                  • Mercenary Captain: You should have no problem in finishing them all off.
                  • Mercenary Captain: Do this for me and maybe I will consider helping you.
                    • Consider it done.
                      • Player: Consider it done.
                      • Mercenary Captain: Good...run along then.
                      • Mercenary Captain: You stand around flapping your tongue chatting like an insane camel.
                    • I don't think I can do that.
                      • Player: I don't think I can do that.
                      • Mercenary Captain: Hmm, well yes, I did consider that you might not be right for the job.
                      • Mercenary Captain: Be off with you then before I turn my men loose on you.
                        • I guess you can't fight your own battles then?
                          • Player: I guess you can't fight your own battles then?
                          • (The men around you fall silent and the Captain silently fumes.)
                          • (All eyes turn to the Captain...)
                          • Mercenary Captain: Very well, if you're challenging me, let's get on with it!
                          • (The guards gather around to watch the fight.)
                          • (You are under attack!)
                          • (You kill the captain!)
                          • (The mercenary captain drops a metal key on the floor.)
                          • (You quickly grab the key and add it to your inventory.)
                        • Ok, I'll move on.
                          • Player: Ok, I'll be moving along then.
                          • Mercenary Captain: Effendi, I think you'll find that is the
                          • Mercenary Captain: wisest decision you have made today.
                • You don't scare me!
                  • Player: You don't scare me!
                  • Mercenary Captain: Well, perhaps I can try a little harder.
                  • Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill this infidel.
                  • (An angry guard approaches you and whips out his sword.)
                  • Mercenary: Ok, that does it!
                  • Mercenary: You're in serious trouble now!
                  • Mercenary: Ok men, we need to teach this person a thing or two
                  • Mercenary: about desert survival techniques.
                  • Mercenary: The guards grab you and rough you up a bit.
                  • (You're grabed[sic] and manhandled onto a cart.)
                  • (Sometime later you're dumped in the middle of the desert.)
                  • (The guards move off in the cart leaving you stranded in the desert.)
            • There must be something that I can do for you?
              • (See above)
    • You there!
      • Player: You there!
      • Mercenary Captain: How dare you talk to me like that!
      • Mercenary Captain: Explain your business quickly...
      • Mercenary Captain: or my guards will slay you where you stand.
      • (Some guards close in around you.)
        • I'm lost, can you help me?
          • Player: I'm lost, can you help me?
          • (The captain smiles broadly and with a sickening voice says.)
          • Mercenary Captain: We are not a charity effendi,
          • Mercenary Captain: Be off with you before I have your head removed from your body.
            • What are you guarding?
              • Player: What are you guarding?
              • Mercenary Captain: Effendi...
              • Mercenary Captain: For just one second, imagine that it's none of your business!
              • Mercenary Captain: Also imagine having your limbs pulled from your body oneat a time.
              • Mercenary Captain: Now, what was the question again?
                • Do you have sand in your ears, I said, 'What are you guarding?'
                  • Player: Do you have sand in your ears, I said, 'What are you guarding?'
                  • Mercenary Captain: Why....you ignorant, rude and eternally damned infidel,[sic]
                  • (The captain seems very agitated with what you just said.)
                  • Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill this infidel!
                  • (An angry guard approaches you and whips out his sword.)
                  • Mercenary: Guard:[sic] Ok, that does it!
                  • Mercenary: You're in serious trouble now!
                  • Mercenary: Ok men, we need to teach this person a thing or two
                  • Mercenary: about desert survival techniques.
                  • (The guards grab you and rough you up a bit.)
                  • (You're grabed[sic] and manhandled onto a cart.)
                  • (Sometime later you're dumped in the middle of the desert.)
                  • (The guards move off in the cart leaving you stranded in the desert.)
                    • You don't scare me!
                      • (see above)
                • You don't scare me!
                  • (see above)
        • What are you guarding?
          • (see above)
    • Hey ugly!
      • Player: Hey ugly!
      • Mercenary Captain: I will not tolerate such insults..
      • Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill him.
      • (The captain marches away in disgust leaving his guards to tackle you.)
      • (The guard approaches you again kicks you slightly.)
      • Player: Ow!
      • Mercenary: Take that you mad child of a dog!
      • (The guard leans closer to you and says in a low voice.)
      • Mercenary: What are you doing here again?
      • Mercenary: Didn't I tell you to get out of here!
      • Mercenary: Now get lost, properly this time!
      • Mercenary: Or we may be forced to see his orders through properly.

After killing him[edit | edit source]

  • Mercenary Captain: Move along now...we've had enough of your sort!

After the quest[edit | edit source]

  • Mercenary Captain: Move along now...we've had enough of your sort!