Transcript of Gnome child
Set 1
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- Player: hi there
- Gnome child: hello, would you like a worm?
- Player: erm ok
- the[sic] gnome gives you a worm
- Player: thanks[sic]
- Gnome child: in the gnome village those who are needy..
- Gnome child: recieve what they need, and those who are able..
- Gnome child: ... give what they can
Another one
- Player: hi there
- Gnome child: low
- Player: what?
- Gnome child: when?
- Player: cheeky
- Gnome child: hee hee
Another one
- Player: hi there
- the gnome appears to be singing
- Gnome child: Oh baby, Oh my sweet
- Player: are you talking to me?
- Gnome child: no, i'm just singing
- Gnome child: i'm gonna sweep you of your feet
Another one
- Player: hi there
- Gnome child: she loves me
- Player: really
- Gnome child: she does i tell you
- Gnome child: she really loves me
Failure to pickpocket
Set 2
- Player:: hello
- Gnome child: i have a riddle for you
- Player: ok
- Gnome child: A tree which is planted on Monday and doubles in size each day...
- Gnome child: ...is fully grown on the following sunday
- Gnome child: On what dav is it half grown?
- Player: Erm..i'm not sure
- Gnome child: saturday
- Gnome child: you big folk really aren't the quickest
Another one
- Player:: hello
- Gnome child: To be or not to be
- Player: Hey I know that. Where's it from?
- Gnome child: Existentialism for insects
Another one
- Player: hello
- Gnome child: I worship Guthix, the god of balance
- Gnome child: He really does have exceptional co-ordination
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- Player: hello
- Gnome child: The human mind is a tremendous thing
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- Player: hello
- Gnome child: hardy ha ha
- Gnome child: hee hee hee
- Player: are you ok?
- Gnome child: i'm a little tree gnome
- Gnome child: that is me
- Player: i've heard better
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- Player: hello
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- Player: hello
- Gnome child: i have a riddle for you
- Player: ok
- Gnome child: I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space...
- Gnome child: I am the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am i?
- Player: ?
- Player: erm..not sure...annoving
- Gnome child: i'm E, hee hee, do you get it
Another one
- Player: hello
- Gnome child: Nice weather we're having today
- Gnome child: But then it doesn't tend to rain much round here
Another one
- Player: hello
- Player: hello there
- Gnome child: bla bla bla
- Player: what?
- Gnome child: bla bla bla
- rude little gnome
Set 3
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- Player: hello little man
- Gnome child: my mum says...
- Gnome child: A friendly look, a kindly smile
- Gnome child: one good act, and life's worthwhile!
- Player: sweet
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- Player: hello little man
- Gnome child: hello
- Player: are you alright?
- Gnome child: i just want something to happen
- Player: what?
- Gnome child: something, anything i don't know what
Another one
- Player: hello little man
- Gnome child: a little inaccuracy sometimes...
- Gnome child: ..saves tons of explanation
- Player: true
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- Player: hello little man
- the gnome is preying[sic]
- Gnome child: guthix's angels so high as to be beyond our sight
- Gnome child: but they are always looking down upon us
- Player: maybe
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- Player: hello little man
- Player: how are you
- Gnome child: a warning traveller, the new world..
- Gnome child: ..will rise from the underground
- Player: what do you mean underground?
- Gnome child: just a warning
Another one
- Player: hello little man
- Gnome child: some advice traveller
- Gnome child: we can walk, run, row or fly
- Gnome child: but never lose sight of the reason for the journey
- Gnome child: or miss the chance to see a rainbow on the way
- Player: i like that
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- Player: hello little man
- Player: you look happy
- Gnome child: i'm always at peace with myself
- Player: how do you manage that?
- Gnome child: i know, therefore i am
Another one
- Player: hi there
- Gnome child: hello, would you like a worm?
- Player: erm ok
- the[sic] gnome gives you a worm
- Player: thanks[sic]
- Gnome child: in the gnome village those who are needy..
- Gnome child: recieve what they need, and those who are able..
- Gnome child: ... give what they can
Another one
- Player: hello little man