Transcript of Gnome child

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Set 1

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  • Player: hi there
  • Gnome child: hello, would you like a worm?
  • Player: erm ok
  • the[sic] gnome gives you a worm
  • Player: thanks[sic]
  • Gnome child: in the gnome village those who are needy..
  • Gnome child: recieve what they need, and those who are able..
  • Gnome child: ... give what they can

Another one

  • Player: hi there
  • Gnome child: low
  • Player: what?
  • Gnome child: when?
  • Player: cheeky
  • Gnome child: hee hee

Another one

  • Player: hi there
  • the gnome appears to be singing
  • Gnome child: Oh baby, Oh my sweet
  • Player: are you talking to me?
  • Gnome child: no, i'm just singing
  • Gnome child: i'm gonna sweep you of your feet

Another one

  • Player: hi there
  • Gnome child: she loves me
  • Player: really
  • Gnome child: she does i tell you
  • Gnome child: she really loves me


Failure to pickpocket

Set 2

  • Player:: hello
  • Gnome child: i have a riddle for you
  • Player: ok
  • Gnome child: A tree which is planted on Monday and doubles in size each day...
  • Gnome child: ...is fully grown on the following sunday
  • Gnome child: On what dav is it half grown?
  • Player: Erm..i'm not sure
  • Gnome child: saturday
  • Gnome child: you big folk really aren't the quickest

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  • Player:: hello
  • Gnome child: To be or not to be
  • Player: Hey I know that. Where's it from?
  • Gnome child: Existentialism for insects

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  • Player: hello
  • Gnome child: I worship Guthix, the god of balance
  • Gnome child: He really does have exceptional co-ordination

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  • Player: hello
  • Gnome child: The human mind is a tremendous thing

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  • Player: hello
  • Gnome child: hardy ha ha
  • Gnome child: hee hee hee
  • Player: are you ok?
  • Gnome child: i'm a little tree gnome
  • Gnome child: that is me
  • Player: i've heard better

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  • Player: hello

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  • Player: hello
  • Gnome child: i have a riddle for you
  • Player: ok
  • Gnome child: I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space...
  • Gnome child: I am the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am i?
  • Player: ?
  • Player: erm..not sure...annoving
  • Gnome child: i'm E, hee hee, do you get it

Another one

  • Player: hello
  • Gnome child: Nice weather we're having today
  • Gnome child: But then it doesn't tend to rain much round here

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  • Player: hello
  • Player: hello there
  • Gnome child: bla bla bla
  • Player: what?
  • Gnome child: bla bla bla
  • rude little gnome

Set 3

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  • Player: hello little man
  • Gnome child: my mum says...
  • Gnome child: A friendly look, a kindly smile
  • Gnome child: one good act, and life's worthwhile!
  • Player: sweet

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  • Player: hello little man
  • Gnome child: hello
  • Player: are you alright?
  • Gnome child: i just want something to happen
  • Player: what?
  • Gnome child: something, anything i don't know what

Another one

  • Player: hello little man
  • Gnome child: a little inaccuracy sometimes...
  • Gnome child: ..saves tons of explanation
  • Player: true

Another one

  • Player: hello little man
  • the gnome is preying[sic]
  • Gnome child: guthix's angels so high as to be beyond our sight
  • Gnome child: but they are always looking down upon us
  • Player: maybe

Another one

  • Player: hello little man
  • Player: how are you
  • Gnome child: a warning traveller, the new world..
  • Gnome child: ..will rise from the underground
  • Player: what do you mean underground?
  • Gnome child: just a warning

Another one

  • Player: hello little man
  • Gnome child: some advice traveller
  • Gnome child: we can walk, run, row or fly
  • Gnome child: but never lose sight of the reason for the journey
  • Gnome child: or miss the chance to see a rainbow on the way
  • Player: i like that

Another one

  • Player: hello little man
  • Player: you look happy
  • Gnome child: i'm always at peace with myself
  • Player: how do you manage that?
  • Gnome child: i know, therefore i am

Another one

  • Player: hi there
  • Gnome child: hello, would you like a worm?
  • Player: erm ok
  • the[sic] gnome gives you a worm
  • Player: thanks[sic]
  • Gnome child: in the gnome village those who are needy..
  • Gnome child: recieve what they need, and those who are able..
  • Gnome child: ... give what they can

Another one

  • Player: hello little man