Dialogue for Gertrude

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Before starting Gertrude's cat[edit | edit source]

  • Player: hello, are you ok?
  • Gertrude: do i[sic] look ok?...those kids drive me crazy
  • Gertrude: ...i'm[sic] sorry, it's just, ive[sic] lost her
  • Player: lost who?
  • Gertrude: fluffs, poor fluffs, she never hurt anyone
  • Player: who's fluffs
  • Gertrude: my beloved feline friend fluffs
  • Gertrude: she's been purring by my side for almost a decade
  • Gertrude: please, could you go search for her...
  • Gertrude: ...while i[sic] look over the kids?
    • well, i[sic] suppose i[sic] could
      • Player: well, i[sic] suppose i[sic] could
      • Gertrude: really?,[sic] thank you so much
      • Gertrude: i[sic] really have no idea where she could be
      • Gertrude: i[sic] think my sons, shilop and Wilough, saw the cat last
      • Gertrude: they'll be out in the market place
      • Player: alright then, i'll[sic] see what i[sic] can do
      • (Quest start)
    • what's in it for me?
      • Player: what's in it for me?
      • Gertrude: i'm[sic] sorry, i'm[sic] too poor to pay you anything
      • Gertrude: the best i[sic] could offer is a warm meal
      • Gertrude: so, can you help?
      • (Back to previous chat options)
    • sorry, i'm[sic] too busy to play pet rescue
      • Player: sorry, i'm[sic] too busy to play pet rescue
      • Gertrude: well, ok then, i'll[sic] have to find someone else

During Gertrude's cat[edit | edit source]

Talking to her, whilst not having paid Shilop/Wilough[edit | edit source]

  • Player: hello gertrude
  • Gertrude: have you seen my poor fluffs?
  • Player: i'm[sic] afraid not
  • Gertrude: what about shilop?
  • Player: no sign of him either
  • Gertrude: hmmm...strange, he should be at the market

Talking to her, after paying Shilop/Wilough and whilst the player has not given milk to Fluffs[edit | edit source]

  • Player: hello gertrude
  • Gertrude: hello again, did you manage to find shilop?
  • Gertrude: i[sic] can't keep an eye on him for the life of me
  • Player: he does seem quite a handfull
  • Gertrude: you have no idea!.... did he help at all?
  • Player: i[sic] think so, i'm[sic] just going to look now
  • Gertrude: thanks again adventurer

Talking to her after giving milk to Fluffs[edit | edit source]

  • Player: hello again
  • Gertrude: hello, how's it going?,[sic] any luck?
  • Player: yes, i've[sic] found fluffs
  • Gertrude: well well, you are clever, did you bring her back?
  • Player: well, that's the thing, she refuses to leave
  • Gertrude: oh dear, oh dear, maybe she's just hungry
  • Gertrude: she loves doogle sardines but i'm[sic] all out
  • Player: doogle sardines?
  • Gertrude: yes, raw sardines seasoned with doogle leaves
  • Gertrude: unfortunatly[sic] i've[sic] used all my doogle leaves
  • Gertrude: but you may find some in the woods out back

Talking to her after giving the sardines to Fluffs[edit | edit source]

  • Player: hi
  • Gertrude: hey traveller, did fluffs eat the sardines?
  • Player: yeah, she loved them, but she still won't leave
  • Gertrude: well that is strange, there must be a reason!

Talking to her after giving the kittens to Fluffs[edit | edit source]

  • Player: hello gertrude
  • Player: fluffs ran off with her two kittens
  • Gertrude: you're back ,[sic] thank you, thank you
  • Gertrude: fluffs just came back, i[sic] think she was just upset...
  • Gertrude: ...as she couldn't find her kittens
  • gertrude gives you a hug
  • Gertrude: if you hadn't found her kittens they'd have died out there
  • Player: that's ok, i[sic] like to do my bit
  • Gertrude: i[sic] don't know how to thank you
  • Gertrude: I have no real material possessions..but i[sic] do have kittens
  • Gertrude: ..i[sic] can only really look after one
  • Player: well, if it needs a home
  • Gertrude: i[sic] would sell it to my cousin in west ardounge[sic]..
  • Gertrude: i[sic] hear there's a rat epidemic there..but it's too far
  • Gertrude: here you go, look after her and thank you again
  • (gertrude gives you a kitten...)
  • (...and some food)
  • (You just advanced X cooking level!)
  • (You haved[sic] gained 1 quest point!)
  • (well done, you have completed gertrudes[sic] cat quest)

After Gertrude's cat[edit | edit source]

Speaking to Gertrude with a kitten[edit | edit source]

  • Player: hello again gertrude
  • Gertrude: well hello adventurer, how are you?
  • Player: pretty good thanks, yourself?
  • Gertrude: same old, running after shilob[sic] most of the time
  • Player: never mind, i'm[sic] sure he'll calm down with age

Speaking to Gertrude with a cat[edit | edit source]

  • Gertrude: well hello adventurer, how are you?
  • Player: i'm[sic] ok, but i[sic] lost my kitten
  • Gertrude: that is a shame..as it goes fluffs just had more
  • Gertrude: i'm[sic] selling them at 100 coins each...
  • Gertrude: ...it was shilop's idea
  • Player: !
  • Gertrude: would you like one
    • Yes please
      • Player: yes please
      • Gertrude: ok then, here you go
      • [If player has enough coins]
      • Player: thanks
      • (gertrude gives you another kitten)
      • [If player does not have enough coins]
      • Player: oops, looks like i'm a bit short
      • Player: i'll[sic] have to come back later
    • no thanks, i've[sic] paid that boy enough already
      • Player: no thanks, i've[sic] paid that boy enough already

Speaking to Gertrude with no cat or kitten[edit | edit source]

[See previous dialogue]