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Fred the farmer (before you start the quest)[edit | edit source]
- Fred the farmer: What are you doing on my land?
- Fred the farmer: You're not the one who keeps leaving all my gates open?
- Fred the farmer: And letting out all my sheep?
- I'm looking for a quest
- Player: I'm looking for a quest
- Fred the farmer: You're after a quest, you say?
- Fred the farmer: Actually I could do with a bit of help
- Fred the farmer: My sheep are getting mighty woolly
- Fred the farmer: If you could shear them
- Fred the farmer: And while your at it spin the wool for me too
- Fred the farmer: Yes that's it. Bring me 20 balls of wool
- Fred the farmer: And I'm sure I could sort out some sort of payment
- Fred the farmer: Of course, there's the small matter of the thing
- Yes okay. I can do that
- That doesn't sound a very exciting quest
- Player: That doesn't sound a very exciting quest
- Fred the farmer: Well what do you expect if you ask a farmer for a quest?
- Fred the farmer: Now are you going to help me or not?
- Yes okay. I can do that
- No I'll give it a miss
- Player: No I'll give it a miss
- What do you mean, the thing?
- Player: What do you mean, the thing?
- Fred the farmer: I wouldn't worry about it
- Fred the farmer: Something ate all the previous shearers
- Fred the farmer: They probably got unlucky
- Fred the farmer: So are you going to help me?
- Yes okay. I can do that
- Player: Yes okay. I can do that
- Fred the farmer: Ok I'll see you when you have some wool
- (Quest start)
- Erm I'm a bit worried about this thing
- Player: Erm I'm a bit worried about this thing
- Fred the farmer: I'm sure it's nothing to worry about
- Fred the farmer: It's possible the other shearers aren't dead at all
- Fred the farmer: And are just hiding in the woods or something
- Player: I'm not convinced
- I'm looking for something to kill
- Player: I'm looking for something to kill
- Fred the farmer: What on my land?
- Fred the farmer: Leave my livestock alone you scoundrel
- I'm lost
- Player: I'm lost
- Fred the farmer: How can you be lost?
- Fred the farmer: Just follow the road east and south
- Fred the farmer: You'll end up in Lumbridge fairly quickly
Fred the farmer (during the quest)[edit | edit source]
- [If you have no wool/balls of wool in your inventory]
- Fred the farmer: How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
- Player: I haven't got any at the moment
- Fred the farmer: Ah well at least you haven't been eaten
- [If you have wool, but no balls of wool in your inventory]
- Fred the farmer: How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
- Player: Well I've got some wool
- Player: I've not managed to make it into a ball though
- Fred the farmer: Well go find a spinning wheel then
- Fred the farmer: And get spinning
- [If you have balls of wool in your inventory]
- Fred the farmer: How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
- Player: I have some
- Fred the farmer: Give em here then
- {Player gives balls of wool to Fred the farmer, one at a time every 5 game ticks}
- [If player did not have enough wool to complete]
- Player: That's all I've got so far
- Fred the farmer: I need more before I can pay you
- Player: Ok I'll work on it
- [If player handed in last ball to complete]
- Player: Thats all of them
- Fred the farmer: I guess I'd better pay you then
- (The farmer hands you some coins)
- (Well done you have completed the sheep shearer quest)
- (You just advanced X crafting level!)
- (You haved[sic] gained 1 quest point!)
Fred the farmer (after you complete the quest)[edit | edit source]
- Fred the farmer: What are you doing on my land?
- Player: I'm looking for something to kill
- Fred the farmer: What on my land?
- Fred the farmer: Leave my livestock alone you scoundrel
- Player: I'm lost
- Fred the farmer: How can you be lost?
- Fred the farmer: Just follow the road east and south
- Fred the farmer: You'll end up in Lumbridge fairly quickly