Dialogue for Fred the farmer

From RuneScape Classic Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search

Fred the farmer (before you start the quest)[edit | edit source]

  • Fred the farmer: What are you doing on my land?
  • Fred the farmer: You're not the one who keeps leaving all my gates open?
  • Fred the farmer: And letting out all my sheep?
    • I'm looking for a quest
      • Player: I'm looking for a quest
      • Fred the farmer: You're after a quest, you say?
      • Fred the farmer: Actually I could do with a bit of help
      • Fred the farmer: My sheep are getting mighty woolly
      • Fred the farmer: If you could shear them
      • Fred the farmer: And while your at it spin the wool for me too
      • Fred the farmer: Yes that's it. Bring me 20 balls of wool
      • Fred the farmer: And I'm sure I could sort out some sort of payment
      • Fred the farmer: Of course, there's the small matter of the thing
        • Yes okay. I can do that
          • (see below for dialogue)
        • That doesn't sound a very exciting quest
          • Player: That doesn't sound a very exciting quest
          • Fred the farmer: Well what do you expect if you ask a farmer for a quest?
          • Fred the farmer: Now are you going to help me or not?
            • Yes okay. I can do that
              • (see below for dialogue)
            • No I'll give it a miss
              • Player: No I'll give it a miss
        • What do you mean, the thing?
          • Player: What do you mean, the thing?
          • Fred the farmer: I wouldn't worry about it
          • Fred the farmer: Something ate all the previous shearers
          • Fred the farmer: They probably got unlucky
          • Fred the farmer: So are you going to help me?
            • Yes okay. I can do that
              • Player: Yes okay. I can do that
              • Fred the farmer: Ok I'll see you when you have some wool
              • (Quest start)
            • Erm I'm a bit worried about this thing
              • Player: Erm I'm a bit worried about this thing
              • Fred the farmer: I'm sure it's nothing to worry about
              • Fred the farmer: It's possible the other shearers aren't dead at all
              • Fred the farmer: And are just hiding in the woods or something
              • Player: I'm not convinced
    • I'm looking for something to kill
      • Player: I'm looking for something to kill
      • Fred the farmer: What on my land?
      • Fred the farmer: Leave my livestock alone you scoundrel
    • I'm lost
      • Player: I'm lost
      • Fred the farmer: How can you be lost?
      • Fred the farmer: Just follow the road east and south
      • Fred the farmer: You'll end up in Lumbridge fairly quickly

Fred the farmer (during the quest)[edit | edit source]

  • [If you have no wool/balls of wool in your inventory]
    • Fred the farmer: How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
    • Player: I haven't got any at the moment
    • Fred the farmer: Ah well at least you haven't been eaten
  • [If you have wool, but no balls of wool in your inventory]
    • Fred the farmer: How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
    • Player: Well I've got some wool
    • Player: I've not managed to make it into a ball though
    • Fred the farmer: Well go find a spinning wheel then
    • Fred the farmer: And get spinning
  • [If you have balls of wool in your inventory]
    • Fred the farmer: How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
    • Player: I have some
    • Fred the farmer: Give em here then
    • {Player gives balls of wool to Fred the farmer, one at a time every 5 game ticks}
    • [If player did not have enough wool to complete]
      • Player: That's all I've got so far
      • Fred the farmer: I need more before I can pay you
      • Player: Ok I'll work on it
    • [If player handed in last ball to complete]
      • Player: Thats all of them
      • Fred the farmer: I guess I'd better pay you then
      • (The farmer hands you some coins)
      • (Well done you have completed the sheep shearer quest)
      • (You just advanced X crafting level!)
      • (You haved[sic] gained 1 quest point!)

Fred the farmer (after you complete the quest)[edit | edit source]

  • Fred the farmer: What are you doing on my land?
    • Player: I'm looking for something to kill
      • Fred the farmer: What on my land?
      • Fred the farmer: Leave my livestock alone you scoundrel
    • Player: I'm lost
      • Fred the farmer: How can you be lost?
      • Fred the farmer: Just follow the road east and south
      • Fred the farmer: You'll end up in Lumbridge fairly quickly