Dialogue for Femi

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Femi

Attempting to talk to her

(the little gnome is too busy to talk)

After you help her (while not on quest)

• (the little gnome is too busy to talk)

Attempting to enter the stronghold

• Femi: hello there
• Player: hi
• Femi: could you help me lift this barrel
• Femi: it's really heavy
  • sorry i'm a bit busy
    • Player: sorry i'm a bit busy
    • Femi: oh, ok, i'll do it myself
  • ok then
    • Player: ok then
    • Femi: thanks traveller
    • you help the gnome lift the barrel
    • it's very heavy and quite hard work
    • {note: nothing physically happens}
    • Femi: thanks again friend

After you get the invoice from the Shipyard foreman

• Player: i can't believe they won't let me in
• Femi: i don't believe all this rubbish about an invasion
• Femi: if mankind wanted to, they could have invaded before now
• Player: i really need to see king shareem
• Player: could you help sneak me in
• [player helped femi before accessing grand tree]
• Femi: well, as you helped me i suppose i could
• Femi: we'll have to be careful
• Femi: if i get caught i'll be in the cage
• Player: ok, what should i do
• Femi: jump in the back of the cart
• Femi: it's a food delivery, we should be fine
• (you hide in the cart)
• (femi covers you with a sheet...)
• (...and drags the cart to the gate)
• (femi pulls you into the stronghold)
• Femi: ok traveller, you'd better get going
• Player: thanks again femi
• Femi: that's ok, all the best
• [player did not help femi before accessing grand tree]
• Femi: why should i help you, you wouldn't help me
• Player: erm i know, but this is an emergency
• Femi: so was lifting that barrel
• Femi: tell you what, let's call it a round 1000 gold piece's
• Player: 1000 gold pieces
• Femi: that's right 1000 and i'll sneak you in
  • no chance
• Player: no chance
  • ok then, here you go
  • [player does not have coins]
  • MISSING
  • [player has the 1000 coins]
    • Player: ok then, here you go
    • Femi: alright, jump in the back of the cart
    • Femi: it's a food delivery, we should be fine
    • (you hide in the cart)
    • (femi covers you with a sheet...)
    • (...and drags the cart to the gate)
    • (you give femi 1000 gold coins)
    • (femi pulls you into the stronghold)
    • Femi: ok traveller, you'd better get going