Dialogue for Fat Tony

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Fat Tony

• Fat Tony: Go away I'm very busy
  • Sorry to disturb you
    • Player: Sorry to disturb you
  • What are you busy doing?
    • Player: What are you busy doing?
    • Fat Tony: I'm cooking pizzas for the people in this camp
    • Fat Tony: Not that these louts appreciate my gourmet cooking
      • So what is a gourmet chef doing cooking for bandits?
        • Player: So what is a gourmet chef doing cooking for bandits?
        • Fat Tony: Well I'm an outlaw
        • Fat Tony: I was accused of giving the king food poisoning
        • Fat Tony: The thought of it - I think he just drank to much wine that night
        • Fat Tony: I had to flee the kingdom of Misthalin
        • Fat Tony: The bandits give me refuge here as long as I cook for them
          • Can I have some pizza too?
            • Player: Can I have some pizza too?
            • Fat Tony: Well this pizza is really meant to be for the bandits
            • Fat Tony: I guess I could sell you some pizza bases though
              • Yes, Okay
                • Player: Yes, Okay
                • (Store opens)
              • Oh if I have to pay I don't want any
                • Player: Oh if I have to pay I don't want any
          • Okay, I'll leave you to it
            • Player: Okay, I'll leave you to it
      • Can I have some pizza too?
        • (See above)
      • Okay, I'll leave you to it
        • (See above)
  • Have you anything to sell?
    • Player: Have you anything to sell?
    • Fat Tony: Well I guess I can sell you some half made pizzas
    • (Store opens)