Dialogue for Customs Officer

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Customs Officer

If you click board on the ship

• Customs Officer: You need to be searched before you can board
  • Why?
    • Player: Why?
    • Customs Officer: Because Asgarnia has banned the import of intoxicating spirits
  • Search away I have nothing to hide
    • Player: Search away I have nothing to hide
    • [Player has rum]
    • Customs Officer: Aha trying to smuggle rum are we?
    • (The customs officer confiscates your rum)
    • [Player does not have rum]
    • Customs Officer: Well you've got some odd stuff, but it's all legal
    • Customs Officer: Now you need to pay a boarding charge of 30 gold
      • Ok
        • Player: Ok
        • (You pay 30 gold)
        • (You board the ship)
        • (The ship arrives at Port Sarim)
        • [If player cannot afford then Text immediately below will be said instead of Ok]
        • Player: Oh dear I don't seem to have enough money
      • Oh, I'll not bother then
        • Player: Oh, I'll not bother then
  • You're not putting your hands on my things
    • Player: You're not putting your hands on my things
    • Customs Officer: You're not getting on this ship then

Talking to the Custom Officer directly

• Can I board this ship?
  • Player: Can I board this ship?
• Customs Officer: You need to be searched before you can board
  • Why?
    • Player: Why?
    • Customs Officer: Because Asgarnia has banned the import of intoxicating spirits
    • Search away I have nothing to hide
      • Player: Search away I have nothing to hide
      • [Player has rum]
      • Customs Officer: Aha trying to smuggle rum are we?
      • (The customs officer confiscates your rum)
      • [Player does not have rum]
      • Customs Officer: Well you've got some odd stuff, but it's all legal
      • Customs Officer: Now you need to pay a boarding charge of 30 gold
        • Ok
          • Player: Ok
          • (You pay 30 gold)
          • (You board the ship)
          • (The ship arrives at Port Sarim)
          • [If player cannot afford then Text immediately below will be said instead of Ok]
          • Player: Oh dear I don't seem to have enough money
        • Oh, I'll not bother then
          • Player: Oh, I'll not bother then
  • You're not putting your hands on my things
    • Player: You're not putting your hands on my things
    • Customs Officer: You're not getting on this ship then
  • Does Karamja have any unusual customs then?
    • Player: Does Karamja have any unusual customs then?
    • Customs Officer: I'm not that sort of customs officer