Dialogue for Cook

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Attempting to use the Cook's Range not having done Cook's Assistant

• cook: Hey! Who said you could use that?

Starting Cook's Assistant

• cook: What am I to do?
  • What's wrong?
    • Player: What's wrong?
    • cook: Ooh dear I'm in a terrible mess
    • cook: It's the duke's birthday today
    • cook: I'm meant to be making him a big cake for this evening
    • cook: Unfortunately, I've forgotten to buy some of the ingredients
    • cook: I'll never get them in time now
    • cook: I don't suppose you could help me?
      • Yes, I'll help you
        • Player: Yes, I'll help you
        • cook: Oh thank you, thank you
        • cook: I need milk, eggs and flour
        • cook: I'd be very grateful if you can get them to me
        • (Quest start)
      • No, I don't feel like it. Maybe later
        • Player: No, I don't feel like it. Maybe later
        • cook: OK, suit yourself
  • Well you could give me all your money
    • Player: Well you could give me all your money
    • cook: HaHa very funny
  • You don't look very happy
    • Player: You don't look very happy
    • cook: No, I'm not
      • What's wrong?
        • (see above for dialogue)
      • I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you
        • Player: I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you
        • cook: No, that's the worst thing I could do - I'd get in terrible trouble
        • Player: What's wrong?
        • cook: Ooh dear I'm in a terrible mess
        • cook: It's the duke's birthday today
        • cook: I'm meant to be making him a big cake for this evening
        • cook: Unfortunately, I've forgotten to buy some of the ingredients
        • cook: I'll never get them in time now
        • cook: I don't suppose you could help me?
          • Yes, I'll help you
            • (see above for dialogue)
          • No, I don't feel like it. Maybe later
            • (see above for dialogue)
  • Nice hat
    • Player: Nice hat
    • cook: Err thank you -it's a pretty ordinary cooks hat really

During Cook's Assistant

Not having any of the ingredients

• cook: How are you getting on with finding the ingredients?
• Player: I'm afraid I don't have any yet!
• cook: Oh dear oh dear!
• cook: I need flour, eggs, and milk
• cook: Without them I am doomed!

Having partial ingredients

• cook: How are you getting on with finding the ingredients?
• Player: I have found some of the things you asked for:
• (having a bucket of milk in inventory)
• Player: I have some milk
• (having a pot of flour in inventory)
• Player: I have some flour
• (having an egg in inventory)
• Player: I have an egg
• cook: Great, but can you get the other ingredients as well?
• cook: You still need to find
• (missing a bucket of milk in inventory)
• cook: Some milk
• (missing a pot of flour in inventory)
• cook: Some flour
• (missing an egg in inventory)
• cook: An egg

Having all the ingredients

• cook: How are you getting on with finding the ingredients?
• Player: I now have everything you need for your cake
• Player: Milk, flour, and an egg!
• cook: I am saved thankyou!
• You give some milk, an egg and some flour to the cook
• Well done. You have completed the cook's assistant quest
• (should a player advance any cooking level)
• You just advanced 3 cooking level! (note: its at most 3 levels)
• You haved gained 1 quest point!

After Cook's Assistant

• cook: Hello friend, how is the adventuring going?
  • I am getting strong and mighty
    • Player: I am getting strong and mighty
    • cook: Glad to hear it
  • I keep on dying
    • Player: I keep on dying
    • cook: Ah well at least you keep coming back to life!
  • Nice hat
    • Player: Nice hat
    • cook: Err thank you -it's a pretty ordinary cooks hat really
  • Can I use your range?
    • Player: Can I use your range?
    • cook: Go ahead
    • cook: It's a very good range
    • cook: It's easier to use than most other ranges