Transcript of Captain Siad

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Captain Siad[edit | edit source]

  • (The captain looks up from his work as you address him.)
  • Captain Siad: What are you doing in here?
    • I wanted to have a chat?
      • Player: I wanted to have a chat?
      • Captain Siad: You don't belong in here, get out!
        • But I just need two minutes of your time?
          • Player: But I just need two minutes of your time?
          • Captain Siad: Well, ok, but very quickly.
          • Captain Siad: I am a very busy person you know!
            • Well, er...erm, I err...
              • (See below)
            • Oh my, a dragon just flew straight past your window!
              • Player: Oh my, a dragon just flew straight past your window!
              • Captain Siad: Really! Where?
              • Captain Siad: I don't see any dragons young man?
              • Captain Siad: Now, please get out of my office, I have work to do.
              • (The Captain goes back to his work.)
        • Prepare to die!
          • (See below)
        • All the slaves have broken free!
          • (See below)
        • Fire!Fire![sic]
          • (See below)
        • You seem to have a lot of books!
          • Player: You seem to have a lot of books!
          • Captain Siad: Yes, I do. Now please get to the point?
            • How long have you been interested in books?
              • Player: How long have you been interested in books?
              • Captain Siad: Long enough to know when someone is stalling!
              • Captain Siad: Ok, that's it, get out!
              • Captain Siad: Guards!
              • (The Guards search you!)
              • (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
              • (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded[sic] into a cell.)
              • Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
            • I could get you some books!
              • Player: I could get you some books!
              • Captain Siad: Oh, really!
              • Captain Siad: Sorry, not interested!
              • Captain Siad: GUARDS!
              • (The Guards search you!)
              • (The guards find the main gate key and remove it!)
              • (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
              • (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded[sic] into a cell.)
              • Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
            • So you're interested in sailing? [If player has searched the bookcase]
              • Player: So, you're interested in sailing?
              • (The captain's interest seems to perk up.)
              • Captain Siad: Well, yes actually...
              • Captain Siad: It's been a passion of mine for some years...
                • I could tell by the cut of your jib.
                  • Player: I could tell by the cut of your jib.
                  • Captain Siad: Oh yes? Really?
                  • (The Captain looks flattered.)
                  • Captain Siad: Well, you know, I was quite the catch in my day you know!
                  • (The captain starts rambling on about his days as a salty sea dog.)
                  • (He looks quite distracted...)
                • Not much sailing to be done around here though?
                  • Player: Not much sailing to be done around here though?
                  • (The captain frowns slightly...)
                  • Captain Siad: Well of course there isn't, we're surrounded by desert.
                  • Captain Siad: Now, why are you here exactly?
                    • Oh my, a dragon just flew straight past your window!
                      • (See above)
                    • Well, er...erm, I err...
                      • (See below)
    • What's it got to do with you?
      • Player: What's it got to do with you?
      • Captain Siad: This happens to be my office.
      • Captain Siad: Now explain yourself before I run you through!
        • The guard downstairs said you were lonely.
          • (See below)
        • I need to service your chest.
          • (See below)
    • Prepare to die!
      • Player: Prepare to die!
      • Captain Siad: I'll teach you a lesson!
      • Captain Siad: Guards! Guards!
      • (The Guards search you!)
      • (You are under attack!)
      • (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
      • (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded[sic] into a cell.)
      • Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
    • All the slaves have broken free!
      • Player: All the slaves have broken free!
      • Captain Siad: Don't talk rubbish, the warning siren isn't sounding.
      • Captain Siad: Now state your business before I have you thrown out.
        • The guard downstairs said you were lonely.
          • Player: The guard downstairs said you were lonely.
          • (The captain gives you a puzzled look.)
          • Captain Siad: Well, I most certainly am not lonely!
          • Captain Siad: I'm an incredibly busy man you know!
          • Captain Siad: Now, get to the point, what do you want?
            • Well, er...erm, I err...
              • (See below)
            • I need to service your chest.
              • Player: I need to service your chest.
              • Captain Siad: You need to what?
              • Player: I need to service your chest?
              • Captain Siad: There's nothing wrong with the chest, it's fine, now get out!
                • I'm here to take your plans, hand them over now or I'll kill you!
                  • Player: I'm here to take your plans, hand them over now or I'll kill you!
                    • Captain Siad: Don't be silly!
                    • Captain Siad: I'm going to teach you a lesson!
                    • Captain Siad: Guards! Guards!
                    • (The Guards search you!)
                    • (You are under attack!)
                    • (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
                    • (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded[sic] into a cell.)
                    • Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
                • Fire!Fire![sic]
                  • Player: Fire!Fire!
                  • Captain Siad: Where's the fire?
                  • Captain Siad: I don't see any fire?
                    • It's down in the lower mines, sound the alarm!
                      • Player: It's down in the lower mines, sound the alarm!
                      • Captain Siad: You go and sound the alarm, I can't see anything wrong with the mine.
                      • Captain Siad: Have you seen the fire yourself?
                        • Yes actually!
                          • Player: Yes actually!
                          • Captain Siad: Well, why didn't you raise the alarm?
                            • I don't know where the alarm is.
                              • Player: I don't know where the alarm is.
                              • Captain Siad: That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard.
                              • Captain Siad: Who are you? Where do you come from?
                              • Captain Siad: It doesn't matter...
                              • (The Captain shouts the guards...)
                              • Captain Siad: Guards!
                              • Captain Siad: Show this person out!
                              • (The Guards search you!)
                              • (The guards find the main gate key and remove it!)
                              • (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
                              • (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded[sic] into a cell.)
                              • Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
                            • I was so concerned for your safety that I rushed to save you.
                              • Player: I was so concerned for your safety that I rushed to save you.
                              • Captain Siad: Well, that's very good of you.
                              • Captain Siad: But as you can see, I am very fine and well thanks!
                              • Captain Siad: Now, please leave so that I can get back to my work.
                              • (The Captain goes back to his desk.)
                        • Er, no, one of the slaves told me.
                          • Player: Er, no, one of the slaves told me.
                          • Captain Siad: Well...you can't believe them, they're all a bunch of convicts.
                          • Captain Siad: Anyway, it doesn't look as if there is a fire down there.
                          • Captain Siad: So I'm going to get on with my work.
                          • Captain Siad: Please remove yourself from my office.
                          • (The Captain goes back to his desk and starts studying.)
                • Oh yes, [sic]you're right, they must have put it out!
                  • Player: Oh yes, [sic]you're right, they must have put it out!
                  • Captain Siad: Good, now perhaps you can leave me in peace?
                  • Captain Siad: After all I do have some work to do.
                    • Er, yes Ok then.
                      • Player: Er, yes Ok then.
                      • Captain Siad: Good!
                      • Captain Siad: Please remove yourself from my office.
                      • (The Captain goes back to his desk and starts studying.)
                    • Well, er...erm, I err...
                      • Player: Well, er...erm, I err....
                      • Captain Siad: Come on, spit it out!
                      • Captain Siad: Right that's it!
                      • Captain Siad: Guards!
                      • (The Guards search you!)
                      • (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
                      • (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded[sic] into a cell.)
                      • Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
        • I need to service your chest.
          • (See above)
    • Fire!Fire![sic]
      • Player: Fire!Fire!
      • [Or the other dialogue above is said]
      • (The captain seems distracted with what you just said.)
      • (The captain looks out of the window to see if is a fire.)

Trying to open the Captains Chest without distracting him[edit | edit source]

  • (The captains spots you before you manage to open the chest...)
  • Captain Siad: I don't have time to talk to you.
  • Captain Siad: Move along please!

After the quest[edit | edit source]

  • (The captain looks up from his work as you address him.)
  • Captain Siad: I don't have time to talk to you.
  • Captain Siad: Move along please!