Dialogue for Bonzo

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During Fishing Contest quest[edit | edit source]

Bonzo: Hey you need to pay to join the competition first
Bonzo: only 5gp entrance fee
- I'll give that a go then
  - Player: I'll give that a go then
  - Bonzo: Marvelous
    - (player does not have 5 coins)
      - I don't have the 5gp though
      - Bonzo: No pay, no play
    - [player has at least 5 coins]
      - (You pay bonzo^[sic] 5 coins)
      - Bonzo: Ok we've got all the fishermen
      - Bonzo: It's time to roll
      - Bonzo: Ok nearly everyone is in there place already
      - Bonzo: You fish in the spot by the oak tree
      - Bonzo: And the Sinister stranger you fish by the pipes
        [case: regular fishing spot by the oak tree]
        (Your fishing competition spot is beside the oak tree)
        
        [case: fishing spot by the pipes, due to having placed garlic]
        Sinister stranger: Arrgh what is that ghastly smell
        
        Sinister stranger: I think I will move over here instead
        
        Bonzo: Hmm you'd better go and take the area by the pipes then
        
        (Your fishing competition spot is beside the pipes)
- No thanks, I'll just watch the fun
  - Player: No thanks, I'll just watch the fun

Bonzo: Roll up, roll up
Bonzo: Enter the great Hemenster fishing competition
Bonzo: only 5gp entrance fee
- I'll give that a go then
  - Player: I'll give that a go then
  - Bonzo: Marvelous
    - [player does not have 5 coins]
      - (I don't have the 5gp though)
      - Bonzo: No pay, no play
    - [player has at least 5 coins]
      - (You pay bonzo^[sic] 5 coins)
      - Bonzo: Ok we've got all the fishermen
      - Bonzo: It's time to roll
      - Bonzo: Ok nearly everyone is in there place already
      - Bonzo: You fish in the spot by the oak tree
      - Bonzo: And the Sinister stranger you fish by the pipes
        [case: regular fishing spot by the oak tree]
        (Your fishing competition spot is beside the oak tree)
        
        [case: fishing spot by the pipes, due to having placed garlic]
        Sinister stranger: Arrgh what is that ghastly smell
        
        Sinister stranger: I think I will move over here instead
        
        Bonzo: Hmm you'd better go and take the area by the pipes then
        
        (Your fishing competition spot is beside the pipes)
- No thanks, I'll just watch the fun
  - Player: No thanks, I'll just watch the fun

{leaving the competition via the gate, having caught nothing or dropped caught fishes}

Bonzo: so you're calling it quits here for now?
- Yes I'll compete again another day
  - Player: Yes I'll compete again another day
- Actually I'll go back and catch some more
  - Player: Actually I'll go back and catch some more
  - Bonzo: Good luck

{talking to him, having caught nothing or not the carp}

{talking to him, having caught the carp}

Bonzo: so how are you doing so far?
- I have this big fish,is^[sic] it enough to win?
  - Player: I have this big fish
  - Player: Is it enough to win?
  - Bonzo: Well we'll just wait till time is up
  - (You wait)
  - Bonzo: Okay folks times up
  - Bonzo: Lets see who caught the biggest fish
  - (You hand over your catch)
  - Bonzo: We have a new winner
  - Bonzo: The heroic looking person
  - Bonzo: who was fishing by the pipes
  - Bonzo: Has caught the biggest carp
  - Bonzo: I've seen since Grandpa Jack used to compete
  - (you are given the Hemenster fishing trophy)
- I think I might still be able to find a bigger fish
  - Player: I think I might still be able to find a bigger fish
  - Bonzo: Ok, good luck

(resets flag that player had won and allows player to enter competition again)
(see [Talking to him whilst not having won] for dialogue)