Transcript of Bartender

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Note: When doing barcrawl in order to receive the relevant option the player needs to have the Barcrawl card and not drunk the special drinks

Bartender (Dancing Donkey Inn)[edit | edit source]

  • Player: hello
  • Bartender: good day to you, brave adventurer
  • Bartender: can i[sic] get you a refreshing beer
    • yes please
      • Player: yes please
      • Bartender: ok then, that's two gold coins please
      • (you give two coins to the barman)
      • (he gives you a cold beer)
      • Bartender: cheers
      • Player: cheers
      • [If player has not enough money]
      • (you don't have enough gold)
    • no thanks
      • Player: no thanks
      • Bartender: let me know if you change your mind
    • how much?
      • Player: how much?
      • Bartender: two gold pieces a pint
      • Bartender: so, what do you say?
        • yes please
          • (See above)
        • no thanks
          • Player: no thanks
          • Bartender: let me know if you change your mind

Bartender (Forester's Arms)[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?
    • What do you have?
      • Player: What do you have?
      • Bartender: Well we have beer
      • Bartender: Or if you want some food, we have our home made stew and meat pies
        • Beer please
          • [same as below beer 'please option']
        • I'll try the meat pie
          • Player: I'll try the meat pie
          • Bartender: Ok, that'll be 16 gold
          • (You buy a nice hot meat pie)
          • [player does not have 16 gold]
          • Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
        • Could I have some stew please
          • Player: Could I have some stew please
          • Bartender: A bowl of stew, that'll be 20 gold please
          • (You buy a bowl of home made[sic] stew)
          • [player does not have 20 gold]
          • Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
        • I don't really want anything thanks
          • Player: I don't really want anything thanks
    • Beer please
      • Player: Beer please
      • Bartender: one beer coming up
      • Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
      • [player has at least two coins]
        • (You buy a pint of beer)
      • [player does not have two coins]
        • Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
      • Bartender: Oh you're a barbarian then
      • Bartender: Now which of these was the barrels contained the liverbane ale?
      • Bartender: That'll be 18 coins please
      • [player does not have 18 coins]
        • Player: Sorry I don't have 18 coins
      • [player has at least 18 coins]
        • The bartender gives you a glass of liverbane ale
        • You gulp it down
        • The room seems to be swaying
        • The bartender scrawls his signiture[sic] on your card
    • I don't really want anything thanks
      • Player: I don't really want anything thanks

Bartender (Jolly Boar Inn)[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: Yes please?[sic]
    • I'll have a beer please
      • Player: I'll have a pint of [sic] beer please [sic]
      • Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
      • [player does not have two coins]
        • Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
      • [player has at least two coins]
        • (You buy a pint of beer)
    • Any hints where I can go adventuring?
      • Player: Any hints on[sic] where I can go adventuring?
      • Bartender: It's funny you should say that
      • Bartender: An adventurer passed through here, the other day,
      • Bartender: claiming to have found a dungeon full of treasure,
      • Bartender: guarded by vicious skeletal warriors
      • Bartender: He said he found the entrance in a ruined town
      • Bartender: deep in the woods to the west of here, behind the palace
      • Bartender: Now how much faith you put in that story is up to you,
      • Bartender: but it probably wouldn't do any harm to have a look
      • Player: Thanks
      • Player: I may try that at some point
    • Heard any good gossip?
      • Player: Heard any good gossip?
      • Bartender: I'm not that well up on the gossip out here
      • Bartender: I've heard that the bartender in the Blue Moon Inn has gone a little crazy
      • Bartender: He keeps claiming he is part of something called a computer game
      • Bartender: What that means, I don't know
      • Bartender: That's probably old news by now though
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
      • Bartender: Ah, there seems to be a fair few doing that one these days
      • Bartender: My supply of Olde Suspiciouse is starting to run low
      • Bartender: It'll cost you 10 coins
      • [player does not have 10 coins]
        • Player: I don't have 10 coins right now
      • [player has at least 10 coins]
        • You buy a pint of Olde Suspiciouse
        • You gulp it down
        • Your head is spinning
        • The bartender signs your card
        • Player: Thanksh very mush

Bartender (Blue Moon Inn)[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: What can I do yer for?
    • A glass of your finest ale please
      • Player: A glass of your finest ale please
      • Bartender: No problemo
      • Bartender: That'll be 2 coins
      • [player does not have 2 coins]
        • Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
      • [player has at least 2 coins]
        • You buy a pint of beer
    • Can you recommend anywhere an adventurer might make his fortune?
      • Player: Can you recommend anywhere an adventurer might make his fortune?
      • Bartender: Ooh I don't know if I should be giving away information
      • Bartender: Makes the computer game too easy
        • Oh ah well
          • Player: Oh ah well
        • Computer game? What are you talking about?
          • Player: Computer game?
          • Player: What are you talking about?
          • Bartender: This world around us..
          • Bartender: is all a computer game..
          • Bartender: called Runescape
          • Player: Nope, still don't understand what you are talking about
          • Player: What's a computer?
          • Bartender: It's a sort of magic box thing,
          • Bartender: which can do all sorts of different things
          • Player: I give up
          • Player: You're obviously completely mad!
        • Just a small clue?
          • Player: Just a small clue?
          • Bartender: Go and talk to the bartender at the Jolly Boar Inn
          • Bartender: He doesn't seem to mind giving away clues
    • Do you know where I can get some good equipment?
      • Player: Do you know where I can get some good equipment?
      • Bartender: Well, there's the sword shop across the road,
      • Bartender: or there's also all sorts of shops up around the market
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
      • Bartender: Oh no not another of you guys
      • Bartender: These barbarian barcrawls cause too much damage to my bar
      • Bartender: You're going to have to pay 50 gold for the Uncle Humphrey's gutrot
      • [player does not have 50 coins]
        • Player: I don't have 50 coins
      • [player has at least 50 coins]
        • You buy some gutrot
        • You drink the gutrot
        • your insides feel terrible
        • The bartender signs your card
        • Player: Blearrgh

Bartender (The Rusty Anchor)[edit | edit source]

  • Could i[sic] buy a beer please?
    • Player: Could i[sic] buy a beer please?
    • Bartender: Sure that will be 2 gold coins please
    • [Player can afford]
    • Player:Ok here you go thanks
    • (you buy a pint of beer)
    • [Player cannot afford]
    • (You dont[sic] have enough coins for the beer)
  • Not very busy in here today is it?
    • Player: Not very busy in here today is it[sic]
    • Bartender: No it was earlier
    • Bartender: There was a guy in here saying the goblins up by the mountain are arguing again
    • Bartender: Of all things about the colour of their armour.
    • Bartender: Knowing the goblins, it could easily turn into a full blown war
    • Bartender: Which wouldn't be good
    • Bartender: Goblin wars make such a mess of the countryside
    • Player: Well if I have time I'll see if I can go and knock some sense into them
  • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
    • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
    • Bartender: Are you sure you look a bit skinny for that
    • Player: Just give me whatever drink I need to drink here
    • Bartender: Ok one black skull ale coming up, 8 coins please
    • [player does not have 8 coins]
      • Player: I don't have 8 coins with me
    • [player has at least 8 coins]
      • You buy a black skull ale
      • You drink your black skull ale
      • Your vision blurs
      • The bartender signs your card

After Goblin Diplomacy quest[edit | edit source]

  • Could i[sic] buy a beer please?
    • Player: Could i[sic] buy a beer please?
    • Bartender: Sure that will be 2 gold coins please
    • [Player can afford]
    • Player:Ok here you go thanks
    • (you buy a pint of beer)
    • [Player cannot afford)
    • (You dont[sic] have enough coins for the beer)
  • Have you heard any more rumours in here?
    • Player: Have you heard any more rumours in here?
    • Bartender: No it hasn't been very busy lately
  • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
    • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
    • Bartender: Are you sure you look a bit skinny for that
    • Player: Just give me whatever drink I need to drink here
    • Bartender: Ok one black skull ale coming up, 8 coins please
    • [player does not have 8 coins]
      • Player: I don't have 8 coins with me
    • [player has at least 8 coins]
      • You buy a black skull ale
      • You drink your black skull ale
      • Your vision blurs
      • The bartender signs your card

Bartender (Flying Horse Inn)[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?
  • Player: What do you serve?
  • Bartender: Beer
    • I'll have a beer then
      • Player: I'll have a beer then
      • Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
      • (if player has enough money)
      • You buy a pint of beer
      • (if player does not have enough money)
      • Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
    • I'll not have anything then
      • Player: I'll not have anything then

Bartender (Dead Man's Chest)[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: Yohoho me hearty what would you like to drink?
    • Nothing thankyou[sic]
      • Player: Nothing thankyou[sic]
    • A pint of Grog please
      • Player: A pint of Grog please
      • Bartender: One grog coming right up
      • Bartender: That'll be 3 gold
      • (if player has enough money)
      • You buy a pint of Grog
      • (if player does not have enough money)
      • Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
    • A bottle of rum please
      • Player: A bottle of rum please
      • Bartender: That'll be 27 gold
      • (if player has enough money)
      • You buy a bottle of rum
      • (if player does not have enough money)
      • Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
    • I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
      • Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
      • Bartender: Haha time to be breaking out the old supergrog
      • Bartender: That'll be 15 coins please
      • (if player does not have 15 coins)
        • Player: Sorry I don't have 15 coins
      • (if player has at least 15 coins)
        • The bartender serves you a glass of strange thick dark liquid
        • You wince and drink it
        • You stagger backwards
        • You think you see 2 bartenders signing 2 barcrawl cards

Bartender (Ye Olde Dragon Inn)[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: What can I get you?
  • Player: What's on the menu?
  • Bartender: Dragon bitter and Greenmans ale
    • I'll give it a miss I think
      • Player: I'll give it a miss[sic]
      • Bartender: Come back when you're a little thirstier
    • I'll try the dragon bitter
      • Player: I'll try the dragon bitter
      • Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
      • (You buy a pint of dragon bitter)
      • (if player does not have enough money)
      • Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
    • Can I have some greenman's ale?
      • Player: Can I have some greenman's ale?
      • Bartender: Ok, that'll be ten coins
      • (You buy a pint of ale)
      • (if player does not have enough money)
      • Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money