Transcript of Bartender
Note: When doing barcrawl in order to receive the relevant option the player needs to have the Barcrawl card and not drunk the special drinks
Contents
Bartender (Dancing Donkey Inn)[edit | edit source]
- Player: hello
- Bartender: good day to you, brave adventurer
- Bartender: can i[sic] get you a refreshing beer
- yes please
- Player: yes please
- Bartender: ok then, that's two gold coins please
- (you give two coins to the barman)
- (he gives you a cold beer)
- Bartender: cheers
- Player: cheers
- [If player has not enough money]
- (you don't have enough gold)
- no thanks
- Player: no thanks
- Bartender: let me know if you change your mind
- how much?
- Player: how much?
- Bartender: two gold pieces a pint
- Bartender: so, what do you say?
- yes please
- (See above)
- no thanks
- Player: no thanks
- Bartender: let me know if you change your mind
- yes please
- yes please
Bartender (Forester's Arms)[edit | edit source]
- Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?
- What do you have?
- Player: What do you have?
- Bartender: Well we have beer
- Bartender: Or if you want some food, we have our home made stew and meat pies
- Beer please
- [same as below beer 'please option']
- I'll try the meat pie
- Player: I'll try the meat pie
- Bartender: Ok, that'll be 16 gold
- (You buy a nice hot meat pie)
- [player does not have 16 gold]
- Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- Could I have some stew please
- Player: Could I have some stew please
- Bartender: A bowl of stew, that'll be 20 gold please
- (You buy a bowl of home made[sic] stew)
- [player does not have 20 gold]
- Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- I don't really want anything thanks
- Player: I don't really want anything thanks
- Beer please
- Beer please
- Player: Beer please
- Bartender: one beer coming up
- Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
- [player has at least two coins]
- (You buy a pint of beer)
- [player does not have two coins]
- Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
- Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
- Bartender: Oh you're a barbarian then
- Bartender: Now which of these was the barrels contained the liverbane ale?
- Bartender: That'll be 18 coins please
- [player does not have 18 coins]
- Player: Sorry I don't have 18 coins
- [player has at least 18 coins]
- The bartender gives you a glass of liverbane ale
- You gulp it down
- The room seems to be swaying
- The bartender scrawls his signiture[sic] on your card
- I don't really want anything thanks
- Player: I don't really want anything thanks
- What do you have?
Bartender (Jolly Boar Inn)[edit | edit source]
- Bartender: Yes please?[sic]
- I'll have a beer please
- Player: I'll have a pint of [sic] beer please [sic]
- Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
- [player does not have two coins]
- Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- [player has at least two coins]
- (You buy a pint of beer)
- Any hints where I can go adventuring?
- Player: Any hints on[sic] where I can go adventuring?
- Bartender: It's funny you should say that
- Bartender: An adventurer passed through here, the other day,
- Bartender: claiming to have found a dungeon full of treasure,
- Bartender: guarded by vicious skeletal warriors
- Bartender: He said he found the entrance in a ruined town
- Bartender: deep in the woods to the west of here, behind the palace
- Bartender: Now how much faith you put in that story is up to you,
- Bartender: but it probably wouldn't do any harm to have a look
- Player: Thanks
- Player: I may try that at some point
- Heard any good gossip?
- Player: Heard any good gossip?
- Bartender: I'm not that well up on the gossip out here
- Bartender: I've heard that the bartender in the Blue Moon Inn has gone a little crazy
- Bartender: He keeps claiming he is part of something called a computer game
- Bartender: What that means, I don't know
- Bartender: That's probably old news by now though
- I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
- Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
- Bartender: Ah, there seems to be a fair few doing that one these days
- Bartender: My supply of Olde Suspiciouse is starting to run low
- Bartender: It'll cost you 10 coins
- [player does not have 10 coins]
- Player: I don't have 10 coins right now
- [player has at least 10 coins]
- You buy a pint of Olde Suspiciouse
- You gulp it down
- Your head is spinning
- The bartender signs your card
- Player: Thanksh very mush
- I'll have a beer please
Bartender (Blue Moon Inn)[edit | edit source]
- Bartender: What can I do yer for?
- A glass of your finest ale please
- Player: A glass of your finest ale please
- Bartender: No problemo
- Bartender: That'll be 2 coins
- [player does not have 2 coins]
- Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- [player has at least 2 coins]
- You buy a pint of beer
- Can you recommend anywhere an adventurer might make his fortune?
- Player: Can you recommend anywhere an adventurer might make his fortune?
- Bartender: Ooh I don't know if I should be giving away information
- Bartender: Makes the computer game too easy
- Oh ah well
- Player: Oh ah well
- Computer game? What are you talking about?
- Player: Computer game?
- Player: What are you talking about?
- Bartender: This world around us..
- Bartender: is all a computer game..
- Bartender: called Runescape
- Player: Nope, still don't understand what you are talking about
- Player: What's a computer?
- Bartender: It's a sort of magic box thing,
- Bartender: which can do all sorts of different things
- Player: I give up
- Player: You're obviously completely mad!
- Just a small clue?
- Player: Just a small clue?
- Bartender: Go and talk to the bartender at the Jolly Boar Inn
- Bartender: He doesn't seem to mind giving away clues
- Oh ah well
- Do you know where I can get some good equipment?
- Player: Do you know where I can get some good equipment?
- Bartender: Well, there's the sword shop across the road,
- Bartender: or there's also all sorts of shops up around the market
- I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
- Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
- Bartender: Oh no not another of you guys
- Bartender: These barbarian barcrawls cause too much damage to my bar
- Bartender: You're going to have to pay 50 gold for the Uncle Humphrey's gutrot
- [player does not have 50 coins]
- Player: I don't have 50 coins
- [player has at least 50 coins]
- You buy some gutrot
- You drink the gutrot
- your insides feel terrible
- The bartender signs your card
- Player: Blearrgh
- A glass of your finest ale please
Bartender (The Rusty Anchor)[edit | edit source]
- Could i[sic] buy a beer please?
- Player: Could i[sic] buy a beer please?
- Bartender: Sure that will be 2 gold coins please
- [Player can afford]
- Player:Ok here you go thanks
- (you buy a pint of beer)
- [Player cannot afford]
- (You dont[sic] have enough coins for the beer)
- Not very busy in here today is it?
- Player: Not very busy in here today is it[sic]
- Bartender: No it was earlier
- Bartender: There was a guy in here saying the goblins up by the mountain are arguing again
- Bartender: Of all things about the colour of their armour.
- Bartender: Knowing the goblins, it could easily turn into a full blown war
- Bartender: Which wouldn't be good
- Bartender: Goblin wars make such a mess of the countryside
- Player: Well if I have time I'll see if I can go and knock some sense into them
- I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
- Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
- Bartender: Are you sure you look a bit skinny for that
- Player: Just give me whatever drink I need to drink here
- Bartender: Ok one black skull ale coming up, 8 coins please
- [player does not have 8 coins]
- Player: I don't have 8 coins with me
- [player has at least 8 coins]
- You buy a black skull ale
- You drink your black skull ale
- Your vision blurs
- The bartender signs your card
After Goblin Diplomacy quest[edit | edit source]
- Could i[sic] buy a beer please?
- Player: Could i[sic] buy a beer please?
- Bartender: Sure that will be 2 gold coins please
- [Player can afford]
- Player:Ok here you go thanks
- (you buy a pint of beer)
- [Player cannot afford)
- (You dont[sic] have enough coins for the beer)
- Have you heard any more rumours in here?
- Player: Have you heard any more rumours in here?
- Bartender: No it hasn't been very busy lately
- I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
- Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
- Bartender: Are you sure you look a bit skinny for that
- Player: Just give me whatever drink I need to drink here
- Bartender: Ok one black skull ale coming up, 8 coins please
- [player does not have 8 coins]
- Player: I don't have 8 coins with me
- [player has at least 8 coins]
- You buy a black skull ale
- You drink your black skull ale
- Your vision blurs
- The bartender signs your card
Bartender (Flying Horse Inn)[edit | edit source]
- Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?
- Player: What do you serve?
- Bartender: Beer
- I'll have a beer then
- Player: I'll have a beer then
- Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
- (if player has enough money)
- You buy a pint of beer
- (if player does not have enough money)
- Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- I'll not have anything then
- Player: I'll not have anything then
- I'll have a beer then
Bartender (Dead Man's Chest)[edit | edit source]
- Bartender: Yohoho me hearty what would you like to drink?
- Nothing thankyou[sic]
- Player: Nothing thankyou[sic]
- A pint of Grog please
- Player: A pint of Grog please
- Bartender: One grog coming right up
- Bartender: That'll be 3 gold
- (if player has enough money)
- You buy a pint of Grog
- (if player does not have enough money)
- Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- A bottle of rum please
- Player: A bottle of rum please
- Bartender: That'll be 27 gold
- (if player has enough money)
- You buy a bottle of rum
- (if player does not have enough money)
- Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
- Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
- Bartender: Haha time to be breaking out the old supergrog
- Bartender: That'll be 15 coins please
- (if player does not have 15 coins)
- Player: Sorry I don't have 15 coins
- (if player has at least 15 coins)
- The bartender serves you a glass of strange thick dark liquid
- You wince and drink it
- You stagger backwards
- You think you see 2 bartenders signing 2 barcrawl cards
- Nothing thankyou[sic]
Bartender (Ye Olde Dragon Inn)[edit | edit source]
- Bartender: What can I get you?
- Player: What's on the menu?
- Bartender: Dragon bitter and Greenmans ale
- I'll give it a miss I think
- Player: I'll give it a miss[sic]
- Bartender: Come back when you're a little thirstier
- I'll try the dragon bitter
- Player: I'll try the dragon bitter
- Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
- (You buy a pint of dragon bitter)
- (if player does not have enough money)
- Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- Can I have some greenman's ale?
- Player: Can I have some greenman's ale?
- Bartender: Ok, that'll be ten coins
- (You buy a pint of ale)
- (if player does not have enough money)
- Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- I'll give it a miss I think