Customs Officer/Dialogue

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Customs Officer[edit | edit source]

If you click board on the ship[edit | edit source]

  • Customs Officer: You need to be searched before you can board
    • Why?
      • Player: Why?
      • Customs Officer: Because Asgarnia has banned the import of intoxicating spirits
    • Search away I have nothing to hide
      • Player: Search away I have nothing to hide
      • [Player has rum]
      • Customs Officer: Aha trying to smuggle rum are we?
      • (The customs officer confiscates your rum)
      • [Player does not have rum]
      • Customs Officer: Well you've got some odd stuff, but it's all legal
      • Customs Officer: Now you need to pay a boarding charge of 30 gold
        • Ok
          • Player: Ok
          • (You pay 30 gold)
          • (You board the ship)
          • (The ship arrives at Port Sarim)
          • [If player cannot afford then Text immediately below will be said instead of Ok]
          • Player: Oh dear I don't seem to have enough money
        • Oh, I'll not bother then
          • Player: Oh, I'll not bother then
    • You're not putting your hands on my things
      • Player: You're not putting your hands on my things
      • Customs Officer: You're not getting on this ship then

Talking to the Custom Officer directly[edit | edit source]

  • Can I board this ship?
    • Player: Can I board this ship?
  • Customs Officer: You need to be searched before you can board
    • Why?
      • Player: Why?
      • Customs Officer: Because Asgarnia has banned the import of intoxicating spirits
      • Search away I have nothing to hide
        • Player: Search away I have nothing to hide
        • [Player has rum]
        • Customs Officer: Aha trying to smuggle rum are we?
        • (The customs officer confiscates your rum)
        • [Player does not have rum]
        • Customs Officer: Well you've got some odd stuff, but it's all legal
        • Customs Officer: Now you need to pay a boarding charge of 30 gold
          • Ok
            • Player: Ok
            • (You pay 30 gold)
            • (You board the ship)
            • (The ship arrives at Port Sarim)
            • [If player cannot afford then Text immediately below will be said instead of Ok]
            • Player: Oh dear I don't seem to have enough money
          • Oh, I'll not bother then
            • Player: Oh, I'll not bother then
    • You're not putting your hands on my things
      • Player: You're not putting your hands on my things
      • Customs Officer: You're not getting on this ship then
    • Does Karamja have any unusual customs then?
      • Player: Does Karamja have any unusual customs then?
      • Customs Officer: I'm not that sort of customs officer